Match 15216 Fat Buu vs. Kirby

[Buzz Line]

The camera focuses on rectangular black cassette player on an empty sidewalk underneath a partly cloudy sky at dusk. A light suddenly flashes on, revealing a digital clock reading 10:59 before changing to read the word "source" the instrumental to "B.O.B. " by Outkast plays. The camera zooms out past the unoccupied train tracks and empty warehouses, past the cloud and upper atmosphere, showing the Earth spinning on its axis as the music continues to play. The voice of a man soon accompanies the beat.

 

"Residents of Kazan, it's time for a Source Rap Battle, fan fueled edition.

This time we've got the elastic Majin Buu up against the versatile Kirby.

Fighters, compose your verses from the fan provided bars.

Choose wisely, and begin!"

 

The scene transitions as if the page of a comic book is being turned, away from the shot of the planet to a much closer visual of another, to the back of the first rapper, Kirby, as he stands on the shores of the Orange Ocean before about facing to the camera and saying...

 

"It's the end of a Majin, rejoice, for it's the final day of Buu!

I've got abilities he can't imagine, he doesn't even have a clue.

The fourth wall was breached, by that I devastated Drawcia.

Buu's always asleep, he'll never catch back up with Vegeta.

Anything Buu sends my way I'm sucking in and spitting back.

Or maybe I'll take his power, though he'd hardly be a snack.

We're at the eleventh hour, where I usually need something new.

But Buu's no threat, a swing of Master should cleave him in two."

 

Another page turning screen transition takes us away from planet Pop Star to a grassy hill on a blue mountain shooting up from the Sacred World of Kais, upon which stands Majin Buu. He replies:

 

"At an end are Kirby's delusions, I've awakened Daikaioshin!

I'm at a higher intellectual level, the puffball's got no chance to win.

His eyes just can't keep up, I'm at the left, above, below, behind,

He can try to suck some air but I blew down a city one time.

He can't even stomach some worms dropped by the Twin Woods.

I'll serve up Whispy's whole forest, fill Dreamland with baked goods!

He struggles with a bee on beanstalk? Twice I beat a planet eater!

While he was playing with megatons I was a solar system sweeper!"

 

And back to Kirby.

 

"Even though your generic goat wizard had his sights on a galaxy,

Drawcia was warping time, space and matter, witch was altering reality.

They should have sent in Uub, he'd have done better even as a baby.

You say you're smarter now but you still have a porno picture for a lady.

I've turned back an all world constant, and I know you're less than that.

I should be on the mic with Infinite Zamasu, not this pudgy ball of fat!

Galactic Comet Nova, Dark Matter, Void Termina, Necrodeus, Nightmare

I've beaten them all, putting up against Majin Buu just isn't fair!"

 

And back to Buu.

 

"Training for two hours got me where you couldn't get in twenty years!

Could obliterate five universal realms without trying, we are not peers.

Yes the kai makes me stronger, but I can fuse with Uub if you wish.

But I'd rather just absorb you or turn you into a treacle pudding dish!

See even at equal levels, Kirby, your lacking mobility would do you in.

And unlike Drawcia there wouldn't be enough you for round two to begin.

I'm much more thorough than Necrodeus, don't believe it? Ask Dabura.

I'd end you and Void Termina in the time you stumbled through Floria."

 

Chanting and record scratches enter the background music as we return to Kirby.

 

"Pulling away on my warp star, try to follow me, you won't get far.

Dodging through portals from the crystal and quick drawing my pistol.

Smacking you with my star rod, right back into your stasis pod.

Forming the star chariot, a heavy responsibility, you can't carry it.

I'd hit you with that Love Love stick, even for you it seems too thick.

Have you seen my ultra sword? I'll cut down the entire Majin horde.

I have seen how you propagate, I've seen that thing you call a wife.

I must put an end to your inbred spawn, so I have to end your life."

 

The electric piano kicks in as we go to Buu and his third verse.

 

"I've got those healing hands, I can turn them on you by demand.

I'll bring back Zero Two and then I'm just sitting in the stands.

No it's not something that I need to do but it's something that I could do.

And you know you'd be helpless unless unforeseen aid came through.

One on one, nothing's saving you from me, you can call me Zero Three.

I am going to make your death messier than I did the wizard Babadi's.

Blood pudding should suffice, maybe with some sugar and a spice.

See how I clapped up Basil and remember that's when I was being nice."

 

A sliding door slams shut, and the man's voice is heard again yelling "TIME!" as the picture becomes Majin Buu gather energy next to the cassette player, his purple aura illuminating the area as Kirby is seen puffed up, flying over head. "Looks like Buzz is out of lines, but it's not to late to submit your rhymes. Kirby or Buu, the winner is up to you, so long as you vote of course. SOURCE! Team Source stand up!"

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Fat Buu
Read more about Fat Buu at Wikipedia
Official Site: Toei Animation Links: Buu Wikipedia page Fat Buu DBZWarriors.com page Dragon Ball Z Wikipedia page

Kirby
Read more about Kirby at Wikipedia
Official Site: Nintendo Links: Kirby Wiki Entry Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby's Rainbow Resort

[Buzz Line]

The Infinite Source saw fit to announce a fan fueled rap battle involving Kirby and not notify me? I wasn't about to let that go unanswered obviously. No I may no longer by on youtube, but I'd email him it all for free. But I wasn't about to do anything damaging, just going to get my own version online first. But make sure your lines are ravaging, or don't type anything I want rhymes uncoerced.

B.O.B. 

 

Infinite Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDIuJUb0qt0

[DSkillz]

Welcome back once again, Buzz! Another great set-up!  I'll have to think on the winner of this rap battle for a bit, though. 

In the meantime, you may want to considering checking this out: 

 

 

[SSJRuss]

This was hella creative man. I don't think I've seen a rap battle on here before. You really put some thought and effort into it.

I read the lyrics while listening to the instrumental because it would have been weird not to. I tried to get there flow right with the beat so hopefully I got the rhythm right. I think Kirby gets my vote though because I wasn't really feeling Buu. He defended himself too much and didn't attack Kirby enough, but maybe that's just me.

This was fun. Wouldn't mind

[Buzz Line]

I will admit that while I am a Dragon Ball fan, I am a bigger fan of Kirby's games. I tried to make their verses equal but if any bias shows, you at least know why.  If were to redo this I'd keep that critique in mind, maybe add a fourth round with Buu more on the attack, vary up his offense a bit. Since I have no plans to I'll just try to do better if I revisit the idea with someone else in the database.

Also, if the transitions don't actually matchup with the music as you try to read or even recite the words, that's okay too. I just listened to a Source battle just to make sure I was getting his style right, typed the verses while listening to a beat I thought would be in tempo with what he would choose for these two, and then typed everything else after coming here to post the setup, which I posted under the assumption people would read it first and look at everything else later. I didn't actually use any of the lines submitted to Source and while aiming for something similar tried to use a beat I was sure he would not, to avoid stepping on his toes. Thank you for the feedback.

[JohnnyChany]

A creative setup involving a great pair of characters, all backed by one of my favorite tracks of all time. There is nothing not to love about this battle. 

[Confession FPT]

Fat Buu is my spirit animal. When I’m clean shaven, I look jus like him. 

[DSkillz]

Okay, it took awhile for me to decide, but I think Buu did a bit better here. Kirby was very good with initial disses, but Buu was the more believable braggart and had decent comebacks.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

RATINGS SCORE: 4.75
0 regular members rated the match.
4 CBUB Match Judges rated the match.

MATCH SCORE
Fat Buu: 5
Kirby: 4