6:1 - Bear Grylls vs. Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn)

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 6, ROUND 1

Bear Grylls

Slot: The Team's Jack of All Trades
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Bear Grylls at Wikipedia
Official Site: The Discovery Channel

Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn)

Slot: The Team's Jack of All Trades
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn) at Wikipedia
Official Site: Sony Interactive Entertainment

Battle Terrain
Jack of all Trades: who makes the best infomercial

[Macklemore]

I don't think Aloy could sell much of anything, really. She's not really used to commercialism of any kind if I recall correctly, they're still in the tribal stages. Anachronistic lifestyle for sure, but not one where adverts run rampant. I think Bear Grylls could sell a lot more, although people will wonder why every time they buy off of him reeks of piss.

[SSJRuss]

What a pull for my man, Bear! Hell yeah.

Bear is already a sells man in a lot of ways. He is in a few commercials to sell his 'Bear Grylls Ultimate Knife' and also promotes other camping gear.

Sorry Aloy

[Bergy_Berg]

Definitely Bear here. His entire show is an orchestrated stunt, so he should be able to make up enough BS to sell the shamwow.

[Fox]

Nice draw for Bear. I would totally purchase the Survival Shamwow to protect myself from wild animals.

I think you can twirl it up when wet and snap the attacking animal with it.

Will wait and see if anything comes in for Aloy.

[SSJRuss]

13 hours ago, Fox said:

Nice draw for Bear. I would totally purchase the Survival Shamwow to protect myself from wild animals.

I think you can twirl it up when wet and snap the attacking animal with it.

Will wait and see if anything comes in for Aloy.

A Survival Shamwow would be so interesting.

[DSkillz]

From what I've looked up on Aloy, she doesn't seem like that much of a people person. I'd give Bear the job because he's probably more affable and, as mentioned, he's done this type of thing before.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Bear Grylls: 10
Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn): 3