6:7 - Black Widow vs. Erin Esurance

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 6, ROUND 7

Black Widow

Slot: The Team's Jack of All Trades
Season Wins: 2
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Black Widow at Wikipedia
Official Site: Marvel Entertainment

Erin Esurance

Slot: The Team's Jack of All Trades
Season Wins: 2
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Erin Esurance at Wikipedia
Official Site: Esurance

Battle Terrain
Jack of all Trades: who makes the best infomercial

[Bergy_Berg]

Erin Esurance, the cheap spy knockoff, might seem like she would have an advantage here. But the character was retired by Esurance due to her poor performance as a mascot. She would actually be more of a detriment to whatever product she's trying to sell than a boon.

[Fox]

It is round seven and we are finally starting to get the winning characters matching-up.  You'll note Umpire is taking his sweet time getting here, for those who wanted it it this way.  But I digress.

Well, this is super interesting isn't it?  Two spy chicks who both have a thing for tight-fitting black leather selling the Sham-WOW.

Who wins?  Every one watching the commercials I'd imagine.

 

[Z451]

2 hours ago, Bergy_Berg said:

Erin Esurance, the cheap spy knockoff, might seem like she would have an advantage here. But the character was retired by Esurance due to her poor performance as a mascot. She would actually be more of a detriment to whatever product she's trying to sell than a boon.

There were other "reasons" for Esurance retiring Erin, but those would not be appropriate to discuss here.

[Bergy_Berg]

30 minutes ago, Z451 said:

There were other "reasons" for Esurance retiring Erin, but those would not be appropriate to discuss here.

Plenty of the same stuff with Black Widow, but she's still around.

Hell, that same stuff exists with Tony the Tiger. But he's still on cereal.

[DSkillz]

On 12/22/2020 at 4:46 PM, Bergy_Berg said:

Hell, that same stuff exists with Tony the Tiger. But he's still on cereal.

I think I know what you mean. 😛 

[Venom 2009]

Oh, boy. 😑 Against a Marvel character, I’m afraid Erin Esurance’s winning streak ends here.

[DSkillz]

Could be a tough one, but while both have spy and espionage experience, Erin has actual experience pushing product, with Esurance itself.

[SSJRuss]

19 hours ago, DSkillz said:

Could be a tough one, but while both have spy and espionage experience, Erin has actual experience pushing product, with Esurance itself.

I second this. I mean, her last name is Esurance lol

[Bergy_Berg]

5 hours ago, SSJRuss said:

I second this. I mean, her last name is Esurance lol

Yes, but she got dumped by that company, for a multitude of reasons both *ahem* adult and otherwise.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Black Widow: 6
Erin Esurance: 9

[Venom 2009]

On 12/22/2020 at 10:04 PM, Venom 2009 said:

Oh, boy. 😑 Against a Marvel character, I’m afraid Erin Esurance’s winning streak ends here.

 

On 12/25/2020 at 1:21 PM, UMPIRE said:

Match Final Results

Black Widow: 6
Erin Esurance: 9

 

Shouldn’t have doubt Erin Esurance. 🥰