Match 15553 Klaus (BOOM!) vs. Santa Claus (Santa's Slay)

[SSJRuss]

A Verse City Christmas

 

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Verse City,

Klaus was searching in earnest, getting down and gritty;

Each house was filled with holiday cheer,

But the one Klaus was looking for, was nowhere near.

 

For miles he traveled, from Pop Culture District to Forgotten Zone,

On the rooftops and alleyways, Klaus progressed alone;

He could not give the good boys and girls their gifts, not just yet,

For first his mission was to eliminate a threat.

 

On a winter night just as this, Klaus heard a rumor that something amiss,

That a demon had come to Verse City, summoned from a cold abyss;

Santa Claus, they shared the name and magical power,

But this one was unkind, a killer who made others cower.

 

“Please help us!” the citizens prayed, their lives and holidays were cut short,

“Violence is not the way,” Klaus regarded, “it will be my last resort;”

So before Christmas he vowed, face-to-face two Santas would stand,

Klaus would stop Santa at any cost, and bring yuletide spirit back to the land.

 

But Christmas draws near, with no Santa Claus in sight,

Klaus’ frustration grew, he wanted to find him before first light;

He closed his eyes, letting the yuletide spirits guide his way,

And just like that, Klaus came across Santa in his sleigh.

 

He stood tall and muscular, not an ounce of fat on his frame,

Santa's big red suit was covered in blood, a corpse at his feet was to blame;

“I see you’ve found me,” Santa Claus said, "I was beginning to wonder if you would at all,"

“I hope you find it in yourself to surrender,” Klaus exclaimed, “Before we come to brawl."

 

Santa gave a devil's grin, revealing his icy spike in hand,

Klaus unsheathed his long sword, he was prepared to take a stand;

The snow fell between them, not a soul dare intrude,

One Santa Claus would die tonight, during this Christmas interlude.

 

Before Klaus could make his last plea, Santa bellowed "I'll tell you who I am, because it seems you are perplexed,"

"I am the fucking Santa Claus," he yelled. "And guess what? You're next!"

[Callisto]

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[Boratz]

Wow! This was incredible! Awesome set up! It was a lot of fun to read and it must have been challenging to write!

I think I got to give this one to Klaus!

Santa will put up a decent fight, but I see Klaus taking him out

[SSJRuss]

10 minutes ago, Boratz said:

Wow! This was incredible! Awesome set up! It was a lot of fun to read and it must have been challenging to write!

I think I got to give this one to Klaus!

Santa will put up a decent fight, but I see Klaus taking him out

Yeah man! This was something different and I don't think I did as well as I could. It sure took longer than the length of the setup suggested. Glad you liked it all the same.

I'm on the fence personally about the match. They are both immortal I believe so it could go either way. I think Goldberg/Santa can breathe fire though, so that's something Klaus will have to deal with Lol.

[Boratz]

10 minutes ago, SSJRuss said:

Yeah man! This was something different and I don't think I did as well as I could. It sure took longer than the length of the setup suggested. Glad you liked it all the same.

I'm on the fence personally about the match. They are both immortal I believe so it could go either way. I think Goldberg/Santa can breathe fire though, so that's something Klaus will have to deal with Lol.

I really enjoyed it alot though and I feel it was great!

It's been a while since I watched Santa's Slay. From what I read on Klaus, he's pretty skilled and impressive. I remember the Goldberg Santa had some impressive feats but I dont know if he faced off with anyone with much skill level. 

[DSkillz]

Ah, you went the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas route for this one, Russ. Very creative.  

On 12/24/2020 at 8:47 PM, SSJRuss said:

Goldberg/Santa

Wait, that's Goldberg playing the "Slay" version of Santa?? Please tell me he Jackhammers someone in the film.

I've only seen a few clips of "Slay" Santa so far, and the best I can gather is that he's about as vicious as most horror villains and the filmmakers might've hired Frank Welker to do his Dr. Claw voice to portray him. That may not quite be enough to keep Klaus from stopping his rampage, though.

 

[SSJRuss]

On 12/26/2020 at 12:24 AM, DSkillz said:

Ah, you went the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas route for this one, Russ. Very creative.  

Wait, that's Goldberg playing the "Slay" version of Santa?? Please tell me he Jackhammers someone in the film.

I've only seen a few clips of "Slay" Santa so far, and the best I can gather is that he's about as vicious as most horror villains and the filmmakers might've hired Frank Welker to do his Dr. Claw voice to portray him. That may not quite be enough to keep Klaus from stopping his rampage, though.

 

Yeah, that's him. I don't remember if he did any jackhammers but I think there was a spear or two. It's not that bad of a film for what it is if you ever watch it.

Any yeah, Klaus has my vote but it's slim. They might fight to a draw until Christmas is over and Slay weakens.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

RATINGS SCORE: 4.00
0 regular members rated the match.
1 CBUB Match Judges rated the match.

MATCH SCORE
Klaus (BOOM!): 4
Santa Claus (Santa's Slay): 0

[JohnnyChany]

No love for Goldberg. I have been so busy that I missed this match while it was ongoing but an excellent holdiay additon, SSJRUSS