12:5 - Kali vs. Hermes

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 12, ROUND 5

Kali

Slot: The Team's Deity
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
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Official Site: Public Domain

Hermes

Slot: The Team's Deity
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
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Official Site: Public Domain

Battle Terrain
Deities: Sway Toons

[leroypowell3]

Two words- cartoon violence. 

Kali wins.

[Mercenaryblade]

If I remember right, Hermes was something of a prankster. I can see that as an attraction for toons

[corvette1710]

Yeah, I think cartoon violence wins this for Kali.

[Peypeypeypey]

I'm gonna push back against this "cartoon violence" argument. Cartoon violence is harmless and clean. Someone gets hit with a frying pan and their head becomes the shape of one. As shown in Roger Rabbit, real violence terrifies cartoons

[Pizzaguy2995]

Sorry @leroypowell3 and @corvette1710 but I don’t think even toons as violent as the Warner Brother iteration would be able to get past the necklace of severed heads that Kali has around her neck. Plus Hermes’s own childish and mischievous nature would definitely be more up the toons alley.

[corvette1710]

On 11/22/2021 at 1:08 PM, Peypeypeypey said:

I'm gonna push back against this "cartoon violence" argument. Cartoon violence is harmless and clean. Someone gets hit with a frying pan and their head becomes the shape of one. As shown in Roger Rabbit, real violence terrifies cartoons

So they can be corralled through fear?

[Peypeypeypey]

7 minutes ago, corvette1710 said:

So they can be corralled through fear?

Not unless Kali makes it a habit of throwing dip of people, which to my knowledge she really doesn't do

 

[leroypowell3]

You know? This would make and incredible 'toon war' arc.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Kali: 3
Hermes: 10