12:17 - Jolly Green Giant vs. Snap, Crackle, and Pop

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 12, ROUND 17

Jolly Green Giant

Slot: The Team's Corporate Mascot
Season Wins: 3
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Jolly Green Giant at Wikipedia
Official Site: General Mills

Snap, Crackle, and Pop

Slot: The Team's Corporate Mascot
Season Wins: 3
Season Losses: 1
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Snap, Crackle, and Pop at Wikipedia
Official Site: Kellogg's

Battle Terrain
Marketing Challenge: Harley-Davidson Perfume

[Culwych1]

Is there anything more manly than a big strong giant? 💪 

"Be more than a man... be a giant!" 

[Twogunkid]

Bikers roll in gangs, wait till you see the bones go... "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" throw in a cool Biker jacket design and the Rice Krispy Boys should be able to sell this.

[Culwych1]

3 hours ago, Twogunkid said:

Bikers roll in gangs, wait till you see the bones go... "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" throw in a cool Biker jacket design and the Rice Krispy Boys should be able to sell this.

Bikers will love the towering giant, who could also wear a cool biker jacket, and ride in on a humongous Harley. Absolutely perfect advertising.

[Twogunkid]

6 hours ago, Culwych1 said:

Bikers will love the towering giant, who could also wear a cool biker jacket, and ride in on a humongous Harley. Absolutely perfect advertising.

With his jolly smile? Jolly is not an adjective typically ascribed to bikers.

[Culwych1]

5 hours ago, Twogunkid said:

With his jolly smile? Jolly is not an adjective typically ascribed to bikers.

Bikers can be jolly! They love having fun.

And it's all a matter of comparison isn't it... even if a jolly giant isn't their preference, it is still better than a smiling teeny tiny trio of Elves 😁

[Culwych1]

In fact, this already exists!

 

 

 

[Twogunkid]

5 hours ago, Culwych1 said:

Bikers can be jolly! They love having fun.

And it's all a matter of comparison isn't it... even if a jolly giant isn't their preference, it is still better than a smiling teeny tiny trio of Elves 😁

That's Breakfast Musketeer Elves.

[DSkillz]

Heh, I was already going to mention the Jolly Green Giant has a more manly appearance and that his meals arguably promise more strength-enhancing nutrition overall. 

Then I saw this: 

On 1/9/2022 at 2:12 AM, Culwych1 said:

It was a wrap for me from there.  

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Jolly Green Giant: 7
Snap, Crackle, and Pop: 3