Match 19161 Invincible vs. The Homelander

[Pizzaguy2995]

Invincible vs Homelander

Warning: This fight is a sequel to my Atom Eve vs Stormfront fight, so again it might have some Nazi themes and imagery but it’s played as a negative as I am firmly against Nazism and hopefully that’s made clear in the write up. Anything else is just an attempt to capture the settings of the Boys and Invincible universe. Promise!

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CRACK!

Purple lighting blasted out of Stormfront’s hands, meeting the pink shield that Atom Eve created to protect herself. Evie gritted her teeth as the strain of trying to keep her barrier up got more difficult as Stormfront kept blasting it with more and more power. 

 

“Just fucking die! You socialist snowflake!” The enraged kraut screamed as she put all of her power into her attack.

 

“Errgghh… You…first… You fucking Nazi shrew!” Atom Eve yelled back and in a sudden burst of power expanded her shield until it enveloped around Stormfront!

 

Now in a tight, impenetrable space the lighting went haywire, striking Stormfront herself by accident, zapping herself to near fried chicken until the shield went down. The heavily burnt white nationalist didn’t even have time to catch her breath before Eve tackled her to the ground and punched her over and over again! The heroine didn’t stop until she was sure the battered and bruised populist troll was unconscious.

 

“Try calling that a deep fake, bitch!” Atom Eve declared as she pushed herself off her downed enemy.

 

“Good one Evie. Ready to make our country not racist again?” Black Samson asked as he appeared from behind the pillar he had watched the fight from.

 

“Damn straight I am. Let’s get out of here!” Atom Eve grabbed her friend and quickly flew out of the holding detention. “You mentioned earlier that Robot had a Time Machine back at his place?”

 

“Well he said he had the tools to make a Time Machine at his home and that if I escaped to head there,” Black Samson.

 

“Okay then one quick stop before we go there,” The pink heroine stated before changed her course to another direction.

 

“Let me guess: you wanna go get your boyfriend right?” Samson sarcastically asked.

 

“I wanna get Mark because if Homelander catches up to us, we’ll need his help just to survive!” Eve sternly told him.

 

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“Mom I’m gonna take out the trash real quick alright? I’ll take care of the dishes in a bit,” Mark Grayson told his mother as he carried the trash to the front door.

 

“Mark wait!” Debbie Grayson quickly caught up to her son and handed him some very important looking sheets of paper. “If they ask to see your identification, don’t ask questions just show it to them.”

 

“Mom I’m just taking the trash to the driveway, I can’t even do that without some Gestapo mofo stopping and frisking me-“

 

“Do you want to end up like Mr. Sanchez?! His wife and son watched him be beaten to death because he didn’t have his papers on him!” Debbie almost shouted at her son, shoving the identity papers into his chest firmly. “You take these papers with you anytime you leave the house, understand?”

 

“I… Yes mom, I promise,” Mark finally agreed, taking the papers in his free hand and walking out the door.

 

I watch the news Mom, I know how fucked up this damn world is. I just… I can’t have one day without being reminded of how cruel it is? One day where I don’t have to look over my shoulder and wonder if… oh fuck me.

 

Today just wasn’t Mark Grayson’s day it seems. From the sky two figures descended until they landed right in his front yard, one was a black man that the teen didn’t recognize but the other was undoubtedly the famous super hero Atom Eve who he’d seen on the news several times.

 

“Papers right? Look I got ‘em right here see? Heil Homelander and heil to Amerika right?” Mark nervously said.

 

“Mark you have to listen to me! None of this is real! This isn’t how our country is supposed to be! You have to remember who you are,” the usually strong and composed Atom Eve practically begged him with tears in her eyes.

 

“I.. Wh-what? I-I don’t know what your…” Mark was beyond confused at what the woman was saying to him.

 

“You’re a goddamn hero Mark! One of the good ones! Tell me you haven’t noticed your powers yet,” the black male added to the confusing conversation.

 

My powers? Does he mean the time I accidentally shattered that jar of jelly? But that was just a mistake right? I mean guys like me don’t get powers. And we definitely don’t become Supes.

 

“Mark listen to me closely: your name is Invincible, you’re the son of Omni-Man, and a member of the Guardians of the Globe. And right now we need your help. Please,” Atom Eve once more said.

 

Invincible? Omni-Man? Guardians of the Globe? I know I’ve heard those names before. But those were just dreams right? They’re not real, right? Argh, my head! It hurts! What is happening? Invincible? Is that what they called me? Where did I hear that before?

 

“Invincible.”

“Invincible!”

“Invincible.”

“INVINCIBLE!”

“Invincible.”

 

“Mark? Oh my god are you okay?” The heroine asked worried as she saw him drop to his knees and clutch his head.

 

“Yo kid! You still with us?” Samson asked.

 

As the visions/memories slowed down, Mark was able to think clearly again. His eyes narrowed as he suddenly remembered just who he was and where he came from, and with a flex of his legs pushed himself upwards into he was floating in the air above his startled fellow heroes.

 

“Okay, how do we get our world back to how it’s supposed to be?” Invincible asked his team.

 

“Robot’s got a plan for that, follow us,” Evie smiled and quickly flew herself and Samson ahead.

 

“Mark?” Debbie could only stare incredulously at her floating son.

 

“Don’t worry Mom, I promise I’ll fix everything,” Invincible promised his mother before flying after his team.

 

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“How much longer until you can get it ready?” Atom Eve desperately asked her robotic teammate.

 

“Difficult to say. Depends on how well the tachyonic field responds to the plutonic meta-particle membrane and how long it takes the electronic hydrogen to cool down,” Robot explained to her.

 

“Were those real words or were you just trolling me?” Eve asked half seriously.

 

“Fine I’ll use simple words: making a Time Machine is very fucking hard Eve, so please stop rushing me!” Robot firmly said.

 

“Not sure why you thought to keep extra copies of our costumes at your pad Rudy, but I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth,” Black Samson said happy to have his gear back.

 

“Yeah man, I felt naked flying over here without wearing this bad boy,” Invincible concurred as he looked over his costume in the mirror.

 

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

 

“Oh dear, it seems as though they found us already. Multiple hostiles approaching from the ground. And one very high level threat flying towards us at a very high velocity speed,” Rudy the Robot surmised as he checked the perimeter scan.

 

“Shit! That’s gotta be Homelander!” Atom Eve exclaimed the obvious.

 

“I’ll handle him! You two protect Robot from the other Supes! Get that Time Machine up and running quick Rudy!” Invincible ordered as he made to leave their bunker.

 

“Mark! Just promise me you’ll be careful alright?” Samantha’s fear was very obvious.

 

“Don’t worry Samantha, I got this,” Invincible smiled assuredly at her before flying outside just in time to intercept the World’s Greatest Superhero.

 

“Well, well, you must be the one they called ‘Invincible.’ Pretty tacky name not gonna lie, but hey love the costume though. Looks great,” Homelander gave a condescending thumbs up at the other hero as they floated high in the air.

 

“I’m not gonna ask how or why you rewrote history, I assume you’re just a megalomaniac asshole who did some kind of technobabble with a mad scientist or something. But Nazis? Of all the ways you could rewrote history, Nazis were your pick? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” Invincible incredulously demanded.

 

“Don’t look at me, that was Stormfront’s idea honest! Tbh I was pretty uncomfortable with the idea at first, I mean come on the ‘Heil Homelander! Death to the infidels! You will not replace us!’ Yikes! Not gonna lie that shit was really uncomfortable at first. But the thing is these people are like really loyal, like stupid levels of loyal. In the old world I couldn’t even make a joke about Oprah’s weight without being called a racist, sexist, animal killer online. But these guys, I could literally vaporize a guy in broad daylight and those morons will cheer and make every excuse under the sun for me. It’s so empowering, know what I mean?” Homelander explained almost giddily.

 

“Yeah congratulations, your a spoiled man child who gets to live out his juvenile fantasy while the rest of us have to live in fear of being persecuted, rounded up, or even lynched by an angry mob of radicalized skinheads. Thanks for that,” Invincible glared down the star spangled fake hero.

 

“Yeah but come on, why should guys like us be concerned about what the ramble do in the streets? They don’t matter kiddo, but people like us? We matter. Now look, Klara probably won’t like this but in my mind you are absolutely Seven worthy, I mean look at you! You’re practically me if I had a Chinese mommy! Look what I’m trying to say is; I can absolutely make the calls necessary to get you in the big leagues. To make you something great! All you gotta do is leave all that PC pussy shit at that door and get with the times. What do ya say?” Homelander offered.

 

“My mother’s Korean jackass. And all I have to say to you is ‘fuck no.’ Fuck no to your pansy assed Seven. Fuck no to your Nazi shit. And fuck no to you, you motherfucking psychotic, Nazi fucking, schoolyard bully asshole.” Mark Grayson told Homelander with no fear.

 

“(Wheezing laughter) good one little guy, that was one pretty awesome speech. But one little thing you’re forgetting, is that if you’re not with me, then you’re dead,” Homelander’s eyes glowed red as his tone became deadly serious.

 

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Talk about a blast from the past! Honestly didn’t think I’d write a follow up to this, mostly cause again it’s always risky writing anything to do with Nazis, hopefully I toed the line enough that I won’t get banned. Anyways so current Amazon series Invincible vs Amazon Homelander. Who wins?

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Invincible
Read more about Invincible at Wikipedia
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The Homelander
Read more about The Homelander at Wikipedia
Official Site: Dynamite Entertainment Links: Wikipedia

[Pizzaguy2995]

BTW don’t worry I intend on finishing my Vox Machina/Demon Slayer arc, this is just a quick match that I feel should’ve been made a while ago. Also here are some videos of the fighters as usual to give y’all an idea of their power levels:

 

[Boratz]

So far, I am leaning towards Mark. Given that these are the Amazon series versions of both. I feel like Mark has a tad bit more experience dealing with powerful beings than Homelander. While Mark may be young, we've seen him fight different opponents in the show and even received some semblance of training from Omni Man. I don't know how much actual training Homelander has had. It also does not seem like he's ever really faced a true challenge, except when Soldier Boy and the Boys teamed up against him.

 

Although on the flip side, Homelander is older and may have a bit more idea of his abilities. He has his laser heat vision which could be a strong asset in this match

 

Good job on the set up and match up

[Pizzaguy2995]

4 hours ago, Boratz said:

So far, I am leaning towards Mark. Given that these are the Amazon series versions of both. I feel like Mark has a tad bit more experience dealing with powerful beings than Homelander. While Mark may be young, we've seen him fight different opponents in the show and even received some semblance of training from Omni Man. I don't know how much actual training Homelander has had. It also does not seem like he's ever really faced a true challenge, except when Soldier Boy and the Boys teamed up against him.

 

Although on the flip side, Homelander is older and may have a bit more idea of his abilities. He has his laser heat vision which could be a strong asset in this match

 

Good job on the set up and match up

Thanks Boratz!

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
5.00 - StormChaser
5.00 - Yukimuraster90
5.00 - Boratz

FPA Calculation:
3 Total Votes cast
15.00 Total Combined Score
15.00 / 3 = 5.00 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Invincible: 3
The Homelander: 0