13:13 - Mr. Clean vs. Kool-Aid Man

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 13, ROUND 13

Mr. Clean

Slot: The Team's Mascot
Season Wins: 2
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Mr. Clean at this Wiki
Official Site: Procter & Gamble

Kool-Aid Man

Slot: The Team's Mascot
Season Wins: 2
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Kool-Aid Man at this Wiki
Official Site: Kraft Foods/Kool-Aid

Battle Terrain
Team Mascot Challenge: Evacuation

[IKA]

Mr Clean would clean out a single pathway for everyone to follow out. They would be so impressed by the cleanliness that they would all trust that is the safest way out of the city and leave in a calm manner.

 

Koolaid-Man is more likely to just cause more chaos and confusion.

[RiotGear]

Mr. Clean is gonna be to busy trying to pick up after the monster to evacuate anyone. The Kool-Aid Man on the hand will be breaking through walls and debris and saving people. It's kinda his thing. He can also hydrate them along the way. Not to mention pep them up to keep moving with sugar.

[JohnnyChany]

If you're trying to get away quickly, I would think you would follow the one that actually enjoys breaking through walls.

[IKA]

Last thing you want to do after an attack is destroy what little left is holding a roof above your head. Sounds like a quick way to have a building come down on top of you.

[RiotGear]

14 hours ago, IKA said:

Last thing you want to do after an attack is destroy what little left is holding a roof above your head. Sounds like a quick way to have a building come down on top of you.

We are talking about evacuation, not rebuilding. After an attack normal routes are gonna be blocked and people are gonna be trapped in the rubble. You need someone who can move through those obstacles.

[IKA]

2 hours ago, RiotGear said:

We are talking about evacuation, not rebuilding. After an attack normal routes are gonna be blocked and people are gonna be trapped in the rubble. You need someone who can move through those obstacles.

Right someone who could clean up the mess?

[RiotGear]

1 hour ago, IKA said:

Right someone who could clean up the mess?

Clean up normally takes place after an evacuation. Trying to do it during an evacuation would slow things down.

[IKA]

6 hours ago, RiotGear said:

Clean up normally takes place after an evacuation. Trying to do it during an evacuation would slow things down.

Or save everyone from collapsing pathways. 

[Z451]

To play Devil's advocate, Mr. Clean was based on a Navy Sailor, and while we don't know to any extent what rank or training said sailor had, I would believe that in one sense, a Navy sailor would be more organized and trained than the Kool Aid Man in terms of disaster recovery and the like.

That being said, both would have to overcome their impulses in order to win this challenge at all.

[RiotGear]

2 hours ago, Z451 said:

To play Devil's advocate, Mr. Clean was based on a Navy Sailor, and while we don't know to any extent what rank or training said sailor had, I would believe that in one sense, a Navy sailor would be more organized and trained than the Kool Aid Man in terms of disaster recovery and the like.

That being said, both would have to overcome their impulses in order to win this challenge at all.

Kool-Aid Man had a comic run as a superhero, where he led a team, fought monsters, and saved people. So this scenario is not new for him.

[DSkillz]

For some reason, I can imagine a show like The Simpsons of Family Guy doing a skit based off this. 😆 

I like the idea of the Kool-Aid Man literally clearing a path for the citizens' escape, and not just for the hilarity of it. It would also be quicker. 

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Mr. Clean: 3
Kool-Aid Man: 5