Tournament - Judge Doom vs. Carnage

[broadwaybeyonder]

Judge Doom sat at his desk in his dimly lit office that overlooked downtown Toon Town.  The faint sounds of music and commotion could be heard from the other side of the drawn window shade.  If he had had his way, Doom would have made disturbing the peace of Toon Town an offense punishable by Dip.  He loathed the Toons constant desire to continue their insane antics, even if there was no human audience to view them.  But it was no matter.  Soon Toon Town and all of it’s citizens would be no more, and Doom’s vision would finally be complete. 

The black rotary telephone on his desk began to ring.  Doom slowly picked up the phone and inhaled before answering.  “Superior Court of Toon Town.  You have reached the offices of Judge Doom.  State your business.” 

“Guh guh good eve good eve uh How are ya, Judge?” 

“Mr. Pig, I presume?” 

“Oh yes, suh suh sir!  I I I’m sorry to buh bother you, but we have a situa a situa a problem here, and…” 

Doom could hear the sound of someone snatching the phone out of Porky’s hands. 

“This is no time for pleasantries, buster!  Let me do the talking!” 

“Mr. Duck,” said Doom, his patience already wearing thin.  “I am a busy man.  I sincerely hope that you would not interrupt my deliberations for one of your… routines.” 

There was a gulp on the other end of the line.  “Sorry, Judge, your honor-ness.  But this is an emergency!  We need the Toon Patrol!  The National Guard!  The Lone Ranger!  Somebody!” 

Doom flinched as some of Daffy’s spittle shot out from the receiver of his phone.  “Control yourself, Mr. Duck.  Explain the situation in a calm manner.” 

“Well, you see, sir, Porky and I were on our way home from the Ink and Paint Club.  Where I had another brilliant performance by the way.  If only that Donald would just stick to the music…” 

“The situation, Mr. Duck.” 

“Huh?  Oh right.  Well, Porky said he knew a shortcut to get us back to Toon Town.” 

“Th th That’s a total fabr uh fabr uh dirty lie!  You you you said you knew how to…” 

“Quiet, hamhock!  Unfortunately, pigs are notorious for their poor sense of directions, and we wound up by the Acme Warehouse.” 

Doom’s grip tightened on the phone and rose from his chair.  “Go on, Mr. Duck.” 

“We went inside to give Porky a chance to rest.  But inside the warehouse there was this… thing.” 

“What kind of ‘thing’?” 

“It’s a monster!  It was hiding out in the warehouse and when it saw me and Porky it tried to turn us to pincushions!” 

“Uh duh duh Daffy?” 

“Will you pipe down?!  I’m on the phone!  So, listen, judge!  I’m a Toontown taxpayer!  I demand justice!  I demand action!” 

“Duh duh duh DAFFY?!” 

“WHAT?!” 

“I think uh think we’ve been disc uh disc uh IT’S FOUND US!!!!” 

There was a pair of screams that forced Doom to pull the phone away from his head, followed the sound of smashing glass and rending steel, then silence.  Doom hung up his phone.    Usually, he wouldn’t mind the loss of a couple Toons, even ones as popular as Porky and Daffy.  But there was the matter of the Acme Warehouse.  Suppose someone were to discover the barrels of Dip and the parts for the Dipmobile that the Toon Patrol had already smuggled in?  Judge Doom grabbed his cane and marched to the door of his private chamber.  He swung the door open to see the weasels of the Toon Patrol lounging in the outer office.  “Seargent, assemble the men and get the car ready,” Doom said, not even pausing on his way towards the stairwell.  “We’re going to the Acme Warehouse.” 

“You got it, boss!  Fall in, youse mugs!  Time is of the pubescence!” 

In 30 minutes, a black sedan and the Toon Patrol paddy wagon pulled up onto the curb in front of the Acme Warehouse.  Judge Doom stepped out and surveyed the deserted street, taking note of the demolished phone booth where Porky and Daffy had placed their call for help.  He strode to the door of the warehouse with the Toon Patrol following behind.  “I will investigate the scene myself, sergeant.  Secure the perimeter.  No one gets in or out.” 

“Duh, but then how will you get out, boss?” asked Stupid. 

Smarty dope slapped Stupid as Psycho snickered.  The mad weasel stopped his laughing with one glare from Doom. 

Doom closed the door behind him as he entered the warehouse.  Boxes and shelves lay scattered across the floor.  Doom used his cane to push real and Toon gag items out of his path.  Suddenly he felt something land on his shoulder.  He paused and looked down to see something drip onto his gloved hand.  It was a drop of ink. 

He looked up to see the bodies of Daffy and Porky suspended above the room.  Their faces were lifeless as they swung from red and black tendrils attached to the ceiling. 

A sinister cackle echoed through the warehouse.  “You like how I decorated the place?  Personally, I think it could use a few more bodies.” 

Doom scanned the room to locate where the voice was coming from.  “I am Judge Doom of the Superior Court of Toontown.  You are guilty of the murder of two Toons.  You can surrender for trial, or I can render your sentence here.” 

“Ooh!  A judge?  Ha!  Listen, your honor, the only sentence you can render is telling me where the hell I am!  One minute I see some guy in a red cape appear out of nowhere chasing a kid in pajamas into a glowing hole.  The next thing I know I’m rubbing shoulders with Daffy Duck!” 

The suspect’s rambling had allowed Doom to locate him to a darkened corner above a pile of crates.  “You are confused, sir.  If you would turn yourself in, I would be more than happy to assist you.” 

“You want to ‘assist’ me?  Okay then.  CATCH!” 

Four red and black spikes shot out of the darkness towards Doom.  He swung his cane to knock them aside, but it distracted him enough for Carnage to leap out of the darkness.  He launched a tendril that attached to a pipe and swung down to deliver a kick to Doom.  The judge crashed into a crate containing an anvil and dropped to his knees.  Carnage transformed his right hand into an axe.  “Sorry, pal, but I never had any love for judges.  So how about I just cut out your heart and leave you with my looney friends up there?” 

Doom began to rise to his feet and snarl at Carnage.  “Actually, I was hoping you would try.”  Doom ripped off his glasses and removed his fake eyes to reveal the red Toon eyes beneath.  Carnage charged ahead and swung his axe, only for Doom to change his own arm into an anvil to block it.  “Time to dispense some justice!” Doom shrieked.  He pushed Carnage’s axe arm away and delivered a blow with his anvil.  Carnage was pushed backwards and dug in with his claws to stop himself. 

“Well, whaddya know?” Carnage sneered.  “This place just keeps getting better and better!  Cartoons?!  Psycho judges?!  I’ll take it!  Right after I split your skull!” 

 

OK:

The battle takes place in the Acme Warehouse.  It is full of Acme gadgets that either Carnage or Doom can use.  There is Dip, but there is only a few barrels and it is locked away at the start of the fight. 

Last man standing wins. 

Game On! 

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Judge Doom
Read more about Judge Doom at Wikipedia
Official Site: Disney/Amblin- Disney website linked Links: Wikipedia Entry Internet Movie Database Entry for Roger Filmsite.org's Roger Rabbit entry

Carnage
Read more about Carnage at Wikipedia
Official Site: Marvel Comics Links: Wikipedia: Carnage Spiderfan.org: Carnage Marvel.com: Carnage

[Macklemore]

Carnage has this, and he has it pretty easily I'd say. Judge Doom can't really compete with a hypersonic Spider-Man villain, cartoon physics or not.

[leroypowell3]

I say Carnage too. Interesting matchup though.

[IKA]

Nice job @broadwaybeyonder don't forget to link this to the tournament thread.

 

Definitley an interesting match up, will have to give it some thought. 

[SKER]

I absolutely love the setup. Great job!

[Venom 2009]

Great Match! I give the setup a 5.0.

[RakaiThwei]

Carnage. Definitely Carnage.

Especially if this is current Carnage.

[JohnnyChany]

I'm going with Carnage as well although I think Doom puts up a better fight then people give him credit for. Outstanding setup, broadway.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
5.00 - JohnnyChany
5.00 - SKER
4.30 - Pizza Guy
4.50 - Boratz
5.00 - Macklemore
5.00 - Venom 2009

FPA Calculation:
6 Total Votes cast
28.80 Total Combined Score
28.80 / 6 = 4.80 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Judge Doom: 2
Carnage: 7

[DSkillz]

Very good set-up, broadway. It had good characterization, and some hilarious dialogue.  I wish I had caught this before voting and rating wrapped. Still not sure how Carnage managed to kill toons without Dip, though. 

I think Carnage rightfully won the vote. Since it's doubtful they could hurt one another physically, though, Carnage would've likely had to subdue Doom long enough to open up a barrel of Dip and throw the Judge in.