Match 20780 Carmen Sandiego vs. Emma Peel

[broadwaybeyonder]

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION.  ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES.  SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* 

Andel Sanap: Greetings, fight fans!  Welcome back to the TCC’s festivities leading up to broadwaybeyonder’s 200^th battle!  Hello, I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap, may the Force be with you all! 

Al Rossi: And I’m Al Rossi.  We’re aboard the cloaked USS Defiant above a secret Cobra installation.  It will be the battleground for our two combatants: the master thief Carmen Sandiego and the master spy Emma Peel! 

Andel Sanap: Our combatants have been informed that this Cobra base is housing a laser weapon focused by five priceless rubies.  Mrs. Peel has been sent here by the British government to destroy the laser and return the rubies to their rightful owners, while Miss Sandiego is here to take the rubies for herself. 

Al Rossi: Two ladies that have had their fair share of close calls!* 

*To see the battles that earned these 2 a spot in the 200^th Battle celebration, click here! 

Match 18076 Emma Peel vs. Baroness - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

Match 16395 Carmen Sandiego vs. Harley and Ivy - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

It should be a blast to these ladies in action, Andel!  Let’s go to the viewscreen!  We can see the room where the giant laser is being housed.  And look!  Someone is cutting a hole in the roof with a blowtorch! 

Andel Sanap: It’s the queen of VILE, Carmen.  She lowers herself down on a cable and softly lands on the floor.  She quickly hurries to the laser. 

Al Rossi: She starts working on the panel.  Wait!  She’s stopped!  She hears someone coming into the room.  She ducks behind a pillar! 

Andel Sanap: And enter Emma Peel disguised as Cobra technician.  She checks the hallway and locks the door behind her.  She sees the hole in the roof! 

Al Rossi: She knows something is up!  She’s scanning the room.  Carmen’s coming up behind her and… WHOA! 

Andel Sanap: By the Force!  A perfect Judo throw from Mrs. Peel!  Miss Sandiego quickly gets to her feet. 

Carmen Sandiego: Nice moves.  I’ll bet Cobra didn’t teach you how to do that. 

Emma Peel: Self-taught, actually.  You know we could save ourselves a lot of trouble if worked together to destroy that laser. 

Carmen Sandiego: Maybe.  But where’s the fun in that? 

Al Rossi: Yikes!  Spinning kick from Carmen sends Emma flying back into the laser! 

*Klaxon*

Andel Sanap: I have a bad feeling about this! 

Baroness: Attention, all Cobra personnel!  We have intruders!  Secure the facility but do not enter the laser lab!  Leave that to our secret weapons! 

Al Rossi: Uh, secret weapons? 

Andel Sanap: I believe they are the ones who are banging on the door! 

CRASH! 

Al Rossi: It’s… it’s… Minerva Mink?! 

Minerva Mink: Hello, girls!  Lovely night, isn’t it?*

*To see the battle that got Minerva a supporting role in this setup, click here!

  Match 15662 Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

Emma Peel: Funny.  I always thought Cobra preferred fangs to fur. 

Carmen Sandiego: What’s a Toon like you doing here working for Cobra? 

Minerva Mink: Meh.  It’s a bit part, I know.  But I had to do a lot of convincing of broadway to get me in this. 

Carmen Sandiego: Oh I’m sure you did.  But we all know you aren’t a fighter even with your powers. 

Minerva Mink: But with my ‘powers’, a girl will never feel neglected.  Boys? 

Al Rossi: Andel!  Check who’s coming through the doorway?  Is that…? 

Andel Sanap: The Biker Mice!*  And the three of them look like they are in a daze! 

*To see the battle that got the Biker Mice a supporting role in this setup, click here! 

Match 16600 Biker Mice From Mars vs. Street Sharks - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

Throttle: You called, Minerva? 

Minerva Mink: Sure did, fellas!  Be a good gang of mice and smash those two okay? 

Vinnie: Ow! Haha!  No problem, Minerva babe! 

Modo: Yeah, we can take ‘em! 

Throttle: You heard the lady, boys!  Let’s ride! 

Al Rossi: Vinnie charges at Emma!  Leg sweep and down goes the Biker Mouse.  Modo comes in swinging but Emma manages to dodge his blows! 

Andel Sanap: Meanwhile Miss Sandiego races back to the laser and reaches in to pull out the rubies!  She sees Throttle coming at her but slides through his legs! 

Al Rossi: She sprints past Emma Peel!  The secret agent delivers a throw to Modo that sends him into a pillar!  The two ladies race to the doorway at Minerva!  The mink shrieks and drops to the ground, covering her face! 

Andel Sanap: Her vanity allows our combatants to leap over her and into the hallway! 

Baroness: (Over PA) Minerva, you fool!  What were you thinking?! 

Minerva Mink: Well, I couldn’t let them hit me in the face!  How will I get a movie deal if I’m black and blue! 

Baroness: (Over PA) Silence!  You and your ‘mice’ will pursue the intruders!  Attention, all Cobra personnel!  The intruders have escaped!  Shoot on sight!  Emma Peel shall not escape me again, and neither will that cursed Carmen Sandiego! 

Referee: Umm, 3, 2, 1, commence combat? 

Al Rossi: It’s a little late for that, Bob. 

Referee: Aww. 

Andel Sanap: Two ladies of adventure, a base crawling with terrorists…

Al Rossi: And a quartet of ticked off Toons!  Hold on tight, folks!  This one’s going down to the wire! 

 

OK:

Both Carmen and Emma are at full strength and have various handheld gadgets to help them escape. 

Baroness has a platoon of Cobra soldiers plus Minerva Mink with the lovestruck Biker Mice. 

Whoever escapes the base, wins. 

Game On! 

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Carmen Sandiego
Read more about Carmen Sandiego at Wikipedia
Official Site: The Learning Company Links: Carmen Sandiego's Wiki Article Carmen Sandiego's Dossier Gamespot 's Tenspot Highlight

Emma Peel
Read more about Emma Peel at Wikipedia
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[leroypowell3]

In the Netflix cartoon Carmen Sandiego has been well trained. That version could be a match for Emma.

[JohnnyChany]

Great matchup. Big fan of reincorporating Minerva Mink and especially the lovestruck Biker Mice from Mars. I think both women can escape, but Carmen Sandiego will escape first. Escaping pursuit and possibly sticky situations is like her number one thing. 

[Pizza Guy]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Definitely not imprisoned at Cobra HQ!

My vote goes to The World’s Greatest Thief.

[DSkillz]

Another good Battlesphere chapter, broadway. A good match-up of very competent ladies along with a wacky assortment of foes opposing them. 

As for the match, I think both Emma's and Carmen's objectives could end up completed here. From what I've seen of Emma (which isn't a lot), she's almost as competent an agent as Carmen is a thief. Emma will likely wreck Cobra's laser and get away, but I think Carmen will also steal the rubies in the process and escape a little faster. 

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
4.50 - Pizza Guy
5.00 - JohnnyChany
4.00 - SSJRuss
4.50 - DSkillz

FPA Calculation:
4 Total Votes cast
18.00 Total Combined Score
18.00 / 4 = 4.50 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Carmen Sandiego: 6
Emma Peel: 1

[broadwaybeyonder]

AFTER AN ETERNITY (APOLOGIES) THE BOTTOM LINE! 

Andel Sanap: Control room!  Have we got footage yet? 

Al Rossi: I can’t believe this!  Another malfunction!  We’re trying to build up hype for the 200^th battle and we lose the picture!  Look!  There we go!  Now we got it! 

Andel Sanap: Our sincere apologies, fight fans, for the inconvenience. 

Al Rossi: Yeah, an inconvenience that has a thing for black and yellow jumpsuits. 

Andel Sanap: If you are referring to Miss Bourgeois, Al, we have no proof that she’s responsible for these malfunctions. 

Al Rossi: Oh please!  You know how sore she is about the Battlesphere!  She screwed around with our equipment at the first CBUB fight, why not now? 

Andel Sanap: Perhaps we should stick to calling this match for the moment, Al? 

Al Rossi: Alright, fine.  Show must go on, I got it.  Our two combatants have burst into what appears to be the cafeteria of the Cobra base!  And it’s full of Cobra grunts having their dinner!  They’ve spotted Carmen and Emma! 

Cobra Troopers: COBRA!!! 

Andel Sanap: Miss Peel and Miss Sandiego take up fighting stances as the mass of terrorists charge for them. 

Emma Peel: We can get out of this.  Just follow my lead. 

Carmen Sandiego: Sorry, I prefer my own. 

Al Rossi: Carmen whips out a grapple gun and fires it!  She snags a pipe and swings above the mob!  Emma does not look pleased! 

Andel Sanap: But she doesn’t have time for frustration!  Miss Peel engages with the Cobra troopers in combat as Miss Sandiego flips through the air and lands at the doors on the far side of the cafeteria! 

Al Rossi: But not so fast!  The Biker Mice are there to block her path! 

Modo: Going somewhere, Red? 

Carmen Sandiego: Yeah, to buy some mousetraps. 

Vinnie: Oh yeah?  Only one trapped around here is you, babe!  Ow! 

Al Rossi: Vinnie lunges for Carmen but only grabs the edge of her coat.  Carmen slips out of the coat, but grabs hold of the sleeves.  A hard yank pulls in Vinnie off balance and YOWCH!  Knee to the chin sends the cocky mouse staggering into the doors! 

Andel Sanap: But she takes a right hand from Throttle!  Miss Sandiego needs to keep moving here.  She may have been able to outmaneuver Vinnie, but Throttle is much more skilled combatant and Modo strength and weapons won’t make him so easy defeat either! 

Al Rossi: She may need help from her opponent, but Emma is still finishing off the last of the Cobra troopers!  One last judo throw and a chop to the throat and… 

Minerva Mink: Hold it right there, spy lady! 

Al Rossi: Oh brother!  Minerva’s got Emma by the wrist! 

Minerva Mink: It’s been a long night, honey.  Hand over those rubies and let’s end this thing so I can go home? 

Emma Peel: Oh!  You poor thing.  It’s such a shame that such a creature should be caught up in this plot, where no one appreciates your beauty. 

Al Rossi: Huh?! 

Andel Sanap: What? 

Minerva Mink: It is?  Oh!  Oh yes!  Of course it is!  You have no idea how much time I had to spend in make up!  That Baroness just kept going on and on about the mission!  Geez!  I haven’t had directors who were that pushy! 

Baroness (over PA): Minerva, you fool!  Dispose of her and help your thralls with Sandiego! 

Emma Peel: But you have no business fighting, do you, Minerva?  What the Baroness wants, and I’m sure what you want too, are these rubies.  Don’t you? 

Minerva Mink: Wow!  They look almost as pretty as me! 

Al Rossi: Um, Andel?  I thought Carmen grabbed the rubies from the laser? 

Andel Sanap: Perhaps they split the rubies between them while we lost picture. 

Baroness (over PA): You stupid Toon!  It’s a trick!  She’d never hand the rubies over to you so willingly! 

Minerva Mink: Aw cool it!  It’s my Toon powers!  She’ll do anything for me now!  But I’ll settle for those jewels! 

Emma Peel: You want them, Minerva?  Take them! 

*CRASH!* 

Andel Sanap: By the Force! 

Al Rossi: I knew it!  Those weren’t the real rubies!  They were gas bombs!  Emma dashes to aid Carmen as Minerva coughs and falls to the ground! 

Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego is cornered on the floor by Throttle and Modo!  Modo has his laser cannon arm pointed right at the thief! 

Al Rossi: But look!  The two mice look a little shaken up themselves!  Emma has another handful of ‘rubies’ ready to throw! 

Modo: Uhhhh, my head!  Has Vinnie been blasting that rock ‘n’ roll again? 

Throttle: I don’t know, Modo.  Last thing I remember is opening the door to the hangout.  There was this good-looking lady with our burger orders and…  Hey!  Where are we? 

Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego springs up and delivers a spinning kick to both confused mice!  She grabs some of the rubies from Miss Peel and hurls them at the feet of Throttle and Modo! 

Emma Peel: Carmen!  They were breaking out of Minerva’s spell!  They could have helped us! 

Carmen Sandiego: I’m not taking that chance!  Now grab a hold of me and hold on tight! 

Al Rossi: Emma obliges, and Carmen presses a button on her belt.  She’s activated a VILE jet pack!  The pair launches into the air, and crashes through a window and out of the base! 

Baroness (over PA): MINVERVA!  ANYONE?!  NO!  NOT AGAIN!  THAT CURSED BRITISHER ESCAPED ME AGAIN?!!!!  AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 

Al Rossi: Glad to see the Baroness is taking the loss so well. 

Andel Sanap: Meanwhile our combatants have made their way to the docks.  They can use one of those speedboats to secure their escape.  But we still technically don’t have a winner yet. 

Emma Peel: With my beacon we can take one of these boats and MI6 will pick us up.  I wouldn’t mind making this a tie.  I wouldn’t have gotten out of there without your help. 

Carmen Sandiego: Yeah, and I guess you helped me out too.  In fact, here are the rubies. 

Emma Peel: How unusual generous of you.  Except for the fact these aren’t the real rubies. 

Carmen Sandiego: What?  I don’t know what… 

Emma Peel: Oh really, Carmen.  I helped design those gas bombs.  Don’t you think I could tell the difference between them and the real rubies?  Now hand them over. 

Carmen Sandiego: Well spotted, Miss Peel.  Then I suppose the ‘match’ is still on? 

Emma Peel: Most definitely. 

Carmen Sandiego: All I needed to know.  HYAH! 

Emma Peel: WHOA! 

*SPLASH!* 

Al Rossi: A thrust kick sends Emma into the drink! 

Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego bolts for the speedboat.  She climbs in and picks up a life preserver. 

Al Rossi: She tosses it over to Emma! 

Carmen Sandiego: Don’t worry, Miss Peel.  Your plan will work fine.  You take a boat and call your friends.  I’ll take a boat and keep the rubies!  Thank for an enjoyable evening, Miss Peel. 

Emma Peel: *cough cough*  Don’t… *cough* mention it. 

Referee: Winner: Carmen Sandiego! 

Andel Sanap: And as Miss Sandiego sails off into the sunrise, and Miss Peel swims over to find a boat for herself, we now eagerly await the next TCC battle, the 200^th battle of broadwaybeyonder! 

Al Rossi: And if Chloe doesn’t blow up TCC Arena first… 

Andel Sanap: Al. 

Al Rossi: Ok, ok, sorry.  We will then be proud to present Battlesphere 3!  All the teams have been selected and the ultimate battle for supremacy in the CBUB dimension is about to begin!  For all of us at the TCC, he’s Andel Sanap, I’m Al Rossi!  See you at number 200! 

Chloe Bourgeois: Ugh!  How many times do I have to tell you people?  It’s not my fault your equipment keeps getting broken! 

Philippa Forrester: But if it isn’t your fault, Chloe, than who?