Match 20807 Denji (Chainsaw Man) vs. Yuji Itadori

[Pizza Guy]

Denji vs Yuji Itadori

 

“Aaaaaaaaah!”

Frightened civilians ran for cover as a fight broke out near the stadium’s concession stands! Large explosions and magical discharges littering the area as the two fighters exchanged attacks!

“Gaaaahhhh! Well you are quite the spirited young lady, I must admit,” Alastor grunted as he blocked the Elf’s attacks with his tendrils before launching them at her.

“Shut up and die demon,” Frieren stoically said as she shot out an energy blast so powerful it sent the Radio Demon flying back into the wall.

“Well isn’t this a shame. I came here hoping we could help each other. But now I’m afraid you made the mistake of making me very angry,” Alastor snarled in a rapidly deepening voice.

The dapper red demon began to grow much larger in size, his limbs growing longer and more spindly like, and his horns grew to full moose antler size! But Frieren the Slayer did not look even slightly intimidated by her opponent’s transformation and charged up a second spell blast at the same time as the Radio Demon threw his own attack at her!

“Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Honored One.”

Both Frieren and Alastor could only watch in shock as both their attacks were blocked and neutralized by a stranger who had suddenly appeared in between the two of them. Said man looked pretty unremarkable: being slightly above average height with a lean, muscular built. The most distinct thing about him being the snow-white hair on his head and a black blindfold worn across his eyes, making him look more than a little ridiculous.

“Tsk, tsk, it’s bad enough you two weaklings were causing a scene and frightening all the little people. But to try to find out you were using such weak attacks to try to kill each other? Now that’s just lame you know?” The Blindfolded man shook his head and glanced between the elf mage and the dapper demon. “So what’s going on here anyways? A lover’s quarrel gone horribly wrong?”

“I assure you good sir, my intentions were strictly honorable. I simply saw a distressed young damsel and attempted to offer her some assistance,” Alastor the Radio Demon quickly returned to his previously friendly demeanor.

“Whoever you are step aside. If you don’t let me kill this demon now you will regret it,” Frieren attempted to step around the stranger and aim her staff at the blood red demon again.

“The names Satoru Gojo! And I’m afraid I can’t let you do that little lady,” Gojo Satoru quickly snatched the elven mage’s staff out of her hands. “Rules are pretty clear on the whole no fighting outside the ring, so why don’t you just calm down hmm? Don’t want me reporting you to security do you?”

“No need for such measures my good sir, a gentleman knows when his help isn’t wanted. My apologies for offending you madam, and do have a marvelous day,” Alastor offered Frieren one last smirk before stepping into the closest shadow and disappearing.

“Demons, cursed spirits, devils, sinners, et cetera, et cetera. Honestly what’s the point in giving those creeps so many kinds of names when we’re just gonna kill them all anyways?” Gojo snickered to himself.

“If you knew what he was why prevent me from killing him?” an annoyed Frieren snatched her staff back from blindfolded man. “You clearly don’t work here and you don’t strike as the rule enforcer type.”

“Well you’re not wrong about that short stuff. On any other day I’d save you trouble and kill that weak shit myself. Unfortunately one of my students is about to fight next and it’d just break my heart if his match got canceled cause of this shit. You understand right?” Gojo tilted his head and smirked at the elf.

“I suppose so. Still in my experience letting a demon live never ends well,” Frieren sighed in exasperation.

“Don’t you worry your pretty little head, sweetie pie. If that scary man tries to hurt anyone else, your big, strong senpai will handle him,” Satoru Gojo struck a dramatic pose and grinned widely. “After all, I am the strongest.”

“….You do realize the blindfold makes you look stupid right?” An unimpressed Frieren walked away as a shocked Gojo face planted on the ground.

“What was with that sassy, lost child?” Gojo Satoru could only wonder.

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“WOAH! EGGSY BLASTS BROGAN AGAIN! NO WAIT! BROGAN RETURNS FIRE AND NAILS EGGSY! WE’RE TIED UP! NO WAIT IT’S EGGSY! NO BROGAN! EGGSY! BROGAN! IT’S BACK AND FORTH LADIES, GENTS, AND NONBINARY FOLKS! AND OUR TIMER KEEPS TICKING DOWN! WHOSE GONNA TAKE IT?”

“Oh for God’s sake!” Eggsy Unwin ducked behind cover just a second too slow to avoid the hit to his left side. 

Hiding up on the second floor of one of the main buildings, the Kingsman agent took stock of his situation: he was tied in hit points with his opponent, the timer was close to reaching zero, and he was officially all out of simulation ammo. Eggsy knew his only option was to get in close with his opponent and land a hit or two with his shock knife. But how was he gonna get close without being shot up?

Eggsy’s back hairs stood up as he heard soft footsteps from below his position, coming up the flight of stairs. Barely peaking his head out of cover, the British secret agent caught a glimpse of a mirror on the wall at the base of the stairs, and through it Eggsy saw in the reflection, his opponent cautiously making his way up, one staircase at a time.

“Oi! Bruv! Fancy a cheeky little chat, yeah?” Eggsy attempted to stall for time as he racked his brain for a plan.

“My man I speak multiple languages and I have no idea what you just said. English please,” Junior sarcastically said as he briefly held his position.

“Right then, let’s talk shall we? What kind of person in this day and age don’t got no Instagram, Snapchat, or any of that shite? Them geezers at Gemini don’t let you have a life?” Eggsy joked even as his eyes scanned around for anything that he could use.

“Even if they did, I don’t need any of that online bullshit. Nothing else in the world compares to being flat on your belly, about to squeeze a trigger. That’s when the world makes the most sense,” Junior cryptically said, keeping his eye on the reflection of Eggsy as he started moving up the staircase again.

“Oh piss off with that edgelord filth! I know about your little holiday break to college. You want a life outside of playing soldier just like the rest of us. Nothin’ wrong wit’ that mate,” Eggsy assured him as he eyed an upended small table at the other end of the hallway.

“And how the fuck is that any business of yours, mate? You thinking we gonna be boys after this? Grab some beers, have me meet your Princess girlfriend?” Junior sardonically demanded, gun at the ready as he neared the top.

“I wouldn’t mind it. Always in the mood to have a pint with a new chap,” Eggsy said before silently retreating down the hall.

“You think I don’t know you’re stalling for time, Brit? Let me guess: all out of ammo aren’t you?” Junior smirked as he reached the top of the stairs. “You know Henry really oversold you Kingsmen types. I can’t believe I-“

“Comin’ through yank!”

Junior open fired at the charging Eggsy, but the British agent was carrying the small table as a shield! Using it to tank all the simulated shots before ramming it into the American soldier, sending both men tumbling down the stairs, both trying to grapple with each other as the fight turned to close quarters!

“20 SECONDS LEFT IN THE MATCH! SOMEONE BETTER MAKE A MOVE FAST!”

The two combatants landed in a heap at the base of the stairs, breaking apart to grab their shock knives and standing to face each other, each brandishing their knife menacingly.

“10 SECONDS LEFT!”

Both men held their ground as they eyed each other, knowing that whoever made the wrong move first was gonna lose this fight.

“5!”

“4!”

“3!”

Junior yelled as he swung first! Knife aimed at the other man’s chest but getting nothing but air as Eggsy sidestepped at the last second and stabbed out with his own knife!

“2!”

“1!”

*DING!*

Jackson “Junior” Brogan starred down at the red paint mark that streaked across his chest before glaring over at Gary “Eggsy” Unwin, who smirked in reply.

“THE KINGSMAN AGENT SCORED A LAST SECOND HIT FOLKS! THE WINNER BELONGS TO THE UK’S OWN KINGSMAN!!!”

“You gave me a real run for my money there mate. Maybe we can go out for those pints for reals?” Eggsy humbly offered his hand in respect to Junior.

“Eh why not? Gonna need a lot of drinks after this horseshit,” Junior grumbled before shacking the outstretched hand.

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“ALRIGHTY THEN FOLKS, WHILST I’M SURE YOU ALL LOVE A GOOD GUNS AND KNIFE BATTLE AS MUCH AS ME, I THINK IT’S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE OLD ARENA STYLE FIGHTING MATCHES! WHAT SAY YOU ALL?”

The crowd cheered in reply!

“GREAT! THEN ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR CONTESTANTS! OUR FIRST FIGHTER IS FROM THE HIGHLY SECRETIVE PUBLIC SAFETY DIVISION, A GROUP OF GOVERNMENT FUNDED DEVIL HUNTERS! HE WAS ONCE A IMPOVERISH KID BUT IS NOW A DEVIL-HUMAN HYBRID SWORN TO SLAUGHTER OTHER DEVILS WITH SHOCKING BRUTALITY! PLEASE WELCOME TO THE ARENA THE CHAINSAW MAN HIMSELF: DENJI!!!!”

“Woah. There’s a whole lot of people here. And they’re all cheering for me?” Denji was very surprised to see the great many people in the stands, all clapping and getting hyped up at his entrance. “Heh, I wonder how many of those hot babes in the audience will let me touch their boobs if I win?”

“Oh would you grow up!” Aki Hayakawa slapped the back of Denji’s head in disgust. “You should be focused on your fight, not your juvenile fantasies.”

“Hey fuck you Hayakawa! I didn’t ask you to follow me here! You can drop dead for all I care!” Denji angrily yelled at his superior.

“I’m here to make sure you don’t cause anymore trouble at this sanctioned event. No accidental killings, got it?” Aki firmly told him.

“What manner of injustice is this?” The Blood Fiend known as Power demanded. “Why must I, the great Power, be forced to watch from the sides whilst the lowly cur Denji claims all the glory in battle? I demand an answer!”

“Oh shut up! Consider this your punishment for never flushing your shitty turds when you shit!” Denji pointed an accusing finger at Power.

“My, my, I hope you’re not getting too worked up before your match Denji,” Makima’s gentle voice joined the conversation.

“M-Miss Makima! Oh, uh, no worries ma’am! I-I’m as ready as I’ll ever be!” Denji smiled nervously at the head of the Public Safety Division.

“I’m very pleased to hear that Denji. After all you will be going against our organization’s main rivals, the Jujutsu Sorcerers,” Makima smiled and gently took Denji’s hand in her own. “It’s no stretch to say our pride as Devil Hunters is at stake in this match.”

“I-I-I uh….(Clears throat) No way will I lose to those Jujutsu assholes ma’am! I’ll win this fight and show them how fucking badass us Devil Hunters are!” Denji vowed.

“AND OUR SECOND FIGHTER HAILS FROM THE PRESTIGIOUS JUJUTSU HIGH SCHOOL IN TOKYO! DESPITE BEING A 1ST YEAR STUDENT THIS PINK HAIRED KID HAS SEEN SHIT THAT’LL CURL YOUR TOES FOLKS! FROM CURSED SPIRITS TO ROGUE JUJUTSU SORCERERS, THIS KID HAS GONE THE DISTANCE OF ALL KINDS OF HEAVY HITTERS! LET’S HERE IT FOR YUJI ITADORI!”

“So these Devil Hunters, they hunt Cursed Spirits as well?” Yuji Itadori asked.

“No you baka. Jujutsu Sorcerers hunt Cursed Spirits, Devil Hunters hunt Devils. We’re completely different,” Megumi Fushiguro insisted.

“We are? How so?” Yuji questioned blankly.

“Oh for the love of- just listen: Cursed Spirits are spiritual beings, incarcerated from the curse energy that leaks out of humans over time due to our negative emotions. Devils are supernatural entities that feed upon humanity’s greatest fears, generally the fears that directly relate to their names. Now those two things might sound similar, but if you look at the nuances then you’ll see there are clear and distinct differences-“

“You just had to get him started, didn’t you?” Nobara Kugisaki whispered to Yuji Itadori.

“What? I just wanted to know,” Yuji whispered back to her.

“Yeah that’s kinda the problem paku,” Nobara whispered harshly.

“Hey! Did you two not hear a word that I said?” Megumi demanded in anger.

“Nope. Not one word I’m afraid,” Nobara smugly smirked as she annoyed Megumi.

“Look kids it’s actually a pretty easy thing to understand,” Satoru Gojo made his appearance known to his students. “Simply put, we’re Jujutsu Sorcerers because we are strong and those people over there are Devil Hunters because they’re a bunch of weak government stooges. Get the picture?”

“Oh, I suppose that is a more simple way to understand things Gojo-Sensei,” Yuji Itadori surmised.

“Exactly! So do me a favor and kick that wimpy Devil boy’s ass okay Itadori?” Gojo clapped the pink haired teen’s shoulder. “I’m counting on you to do your fellow Jujutsu Sorcerer’s proud!”

“Yes sir! You can leave it to me!” A now more confident Yuji insisted

“ALRIGHTY THEN! BOTH FIGHTERS GET YOUR BUTTS IN THE RING! IT’S ALMOST TIME TO RUMBLE!”

“Ready to lose, ya pink haired pussy?” Denji arrogantly challenged the teenage Jujutsu Sorcerer.

“I’ll show you what a Jujutsu Sorcerer can do, douchebag,” Yuji Itadori smiled and readied himself for battle.

*DING!*

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Took me forever to find the time but I finally finished writing Denji(Chainsaw Man) vs Yuji(Jujutsu Kaisen). Since I haven’t read the manga let’s say both boys are at their current levels in their respective anime. Which New Gen Shonen Protagonist takes this match?

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Denji (Chainsaw Man)
Read more about Denji (Chainsaw Man) at Wikipedia
Official Site: Viz Media Links: Wikipedia

Yuji Itadori
Read more about Yuji Itadori at Wikipedia
Official Site: Gege Akutami Links: Wikipedia

[Pizza Guy]

As usual some clips for anyone not familiar with Chainsaw Man or Jujutsu Kaisen. Be forewarned, these are not kid’s anime. The fight scenes will be graphic:

 

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
5.00 - SSJRuss

FPA Calculation:
1 Total Votes cast
5.00 Total Combined Score
5.00 / 1 = 5.00 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Denji (Chainsaw Man): 2
Yuji Itadori: 0