Match 20909 Amity Blight vs. Catra (Princesses Of Power)

[Pizza Guy]

Amity Blight vs Catra

 

Brrrrrrr! Vroom! Vroom!

 

“Raaaaahhhh! Hold still you pussy assed fucker! I’m just gonna carve you up a little bit!”

 

“Yeah? You’ll have to catch me first you slow fuck freak show!” 

 

The two young men barely noticed the crowd roaring excitedly all around them, only focused on the thrill of the battle against their equally strong opponent. Denji in his Chainsaw Devil form, slashing wildly at his opponent, only landing glancing blows that nevertheless leave bloody flesh wounds. But Yuji Itadori was giving as good as he got, landing hard body blows on the Devil Hunter with his jujutsu energy attacks.

 

“Hahahaha! The incompetent fool Denji is struggling to defeat the worthless Jujutsu Sorcerer. See Makima? This is why you should have selected me to be your champion,” Power haughtily asserted.

 

“Don’t be so quick to underestimate him Power. Being a Devil, Denji’s overall durability and stamina will be much higher than the comparatively glass cannon Jujutsu Sorcerer. In other words, a prolonged fight would favor Denji as the winner. Isn’t that right Hayakawa-kun?” Makima asked her senior Devil Hunter.

 

“True, Denji should have the advantage,” Aki Hayakawa paused to take a drag on his cigarette. “But then again he is Denji, so he could still lose this anyways.”

 

“Have faith in him Hayakawa-kun. I just know that my Chainsaw Man will not let us down today,” Makima assured him as she continued to watch her favorite dog do battle.

 

“Sensei, this government stooge Devil Hunter appears to be tougher than we thought. Do you still think Itadori can win?” Megumi Fushiguro asked his mentor.

 

“Oh yes, Itadori will win no doubt. The Devil Hunter is tough, but us Jujutsu Sorcerers have skill and precision on our side. All Itadori has to do is draw him in and then incapacitate him with a strong attack. That’ll decide the match in our favor.” Satoru Gojo smirked confidently as he spoke.

 

“Fuck yeah he’ll win alright,” Nobara Kugisaki insisted as she watched the match closely. “Itadori might be an idiot, but no way is he gonna lose to that little bitch Devil Hunter.”

 

Back in the arena, an impatient and eager for blood Denji roared as he aggressively attacked Itadori, wanting to hack him to pieces! But the Jujutsu Sorcerer managed to evade the Devil’s swings and charging up his Divergent Fist, Yuji Itadori landed a hit on Denji’s left arm, severing it at the elbow!

 

“HOLY SMOKES! WE JUST GOT OUR FIRST DISMEMBERMENT OF THE TOURNAMENT FOLKS! JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD! CAN WE EVEN AIR THIS MATCHUP ON PRIMETIME TELEVISION?”

 

“Aaaaahhhh! My arm! You cut off my fucking arm you dick! What the fuck is wrong with you?” A seemingly distressed Denji cried out, blood gushing out of the little stump that used to be his arm.

 

“I- I’m so sorry! I didn’t- Here let me help you,” A suddenly remorseful Itadori reached out a hand to help Denji.

 

“Sike!” Denji yelled as he thrust out his remaining chainsaw arm, hitting Itadori’s shoulder with a sickening crunch!

 

“GGGGAAAAAAHHHHH!” Yuji Itadori cried out in horrific pain, kicking away the Chainsaw Man and retreating backwards whilst gripping his mangled bicep.

 

“WOAH! LOOKS LIKE THE CHAINSAW HERO DENJI ISN’T ABOVE PLAYING DIRTY FOLKS! NOW YUJI ITADORI IS ALSO BLEEDING LIKE A STUFFED PIG! ANYONE WHOSE SQUEAMISH AT THE SIGHT OF BLOOD MIGHT WANNA LEAVE THE STADIUM!”

 

“Fucking asshole! Should’ve guessed you government dogs would pull that kind of crap!” Itadori angrily yelled, his wounded arm hanging on by a thread.

 

“Heh, you have only yourself to blame. A prey shouldn’t believe anything a hunter says,” Denji cackled as he lapped up the blood coated upon his chainsaw arm. “But you’re right about one thing, I am a dog. A hungry, loyal hound who’s willing to do anything to win. What about you?”

 

Yuji Itadori grimaced and tore off the lower part of his shirt and through some effort tied it into a makeshift sling to keep his wounded arm close to his body. Then stood tall and proud to give his opponent a defiant glare.

 

“Alright if that’s the way you wanna play it, then let’s go! Even one handed I’ll still find a way to defeat you! You piece of shit Devil Hunter!” Itadori shouted.

 

“Ahahaha! Now that’s more like it! Show me your strength, fucking Jujutsu weakling!” Denji shouted in turn as the two warriors resumed their battle!

 

As before both combatants traded blows rather evenly, each one lacked a second hand and yet both still fought with a great ferocity! At one point Itadori landed a punch at Denji’s face that broke off the chainsaw sticking out of his head! But Denji snarled and responded with a vicious headbutt that shattered Itadori’s nose instantly!

 

The Jujutsu Sorcerer backpedaled, clutching his broken nose as blood poured down his face. He spat out the blood that got into his mouth, and then Yuji Itadori summoned another Divergent Fist and charged at the Devil Hunter. Denji meet his charge head on, thrusting out his last chainsaw blade at his opponent. But Itadori ducked under the blade and with a roar landed a punch on his foe that went through the Devil’s chest and out his back on the other side!

 

“OH SWEET BABY JESUS! I THINK I SAW SEVERAL VITAL ORGANS GET PUNCHED OUT FOLKS! WE DEFINITELY AREN’T SHOWING THIS ON PRIME! THE PARENT GROUPS WOULD LOSE THEIR MINDS!”

 

Itadori panted as he stared down the seemingly limp body of the Devil Hunter who he just put his fist through. Not yet convinced he had put down his opponent.

 

“Is that all you got?” Denji’s raspy voice asked.

 

Grabbing the pink haired teen’s shoulder before he could pull back, Denji held Itadori still, raised his knee and-

 

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“JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! THE CHAINSAW MAN JUST COMMITTED THE MOTHER OF ALL CHEAP SHOTS FOLKS! A LITERAL BELOW THE BELT SHOT AND- HOLY SPIRIT AND MOTHER TERESA HE DID IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! OKAY THAT DOES IT I’M CALLING IT HERE FOLKS! MATCH OVER, DENJI WINS! POOR ITADORI DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE’LL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE ANYWAYS. NEVER FELT MORE SORRY FOR MY FELLOW MAN THEN RIGHT NOW.”

 

“You fucking… shit eating… bastard,” Yuji Itadori collapsed face first onto the concrete ground, weakly holding his private area.

 

“Ha! That’s what you get for blowing off my arm and half my stomach! Hope you weren’t planning on having kids fuck face!” Denji flicked off the prone Itadori with his remaining hand and proudly walked off the stage, not noticing that only half the crowd was politely clapping for him, the other half clearly disgusted with his tactics.

 

“Ahahahahaha! That was hilarious Denji! Oh the look upon that filthy mortal’s face when you destroyed his bollocks! Ahahahahaha!” Power was laughing her ass off as Denji returned.

 

“Yeah… Congratulations I suppose,” Aki Hayakawa somewhat praised his roommates victory.

 

“Most impressive Denji. You did your fellow Devil Hunters proud today,” Makima congratulated him more sincerely.

 

“Thanks Ms. Makima, glad I could make you- er the Devil Hunting Organization proud. Now uh, did any of you see where my arm went?” Denji humorously looked around for his severed left arm.

 

“Itadori!” Fushiguro quickly rushed over and draped Yuji’s arm over his shoulder to gently lift him up. “Are you alright?”

 

“….No…. Not even a little…” Yuji Itadori could barely choke out. 

 

“You fought well and honorably. Unlike your opponent,” Fushiguro tried to assure him.

 

“Yeah fuck that guy! Figures he needed to cheat in order to win!” Nobara chimed in.

 

“You did well and showed everyone your strength. As your teacher I couldn’t be more proud of you right now,” Satoru Gojo assured his student. “Plus I think we all learned a valuable lesson today: next time you fight a scumbag Devil Hunter, wear a cup.”

 

“Hai Sensei, thank you,” Itadori managed a strained smile despite the severe pain he was in.

 

“Now then let’s get you to the Med Bay and hope that they have an ice pack,” Gojo half joked as he lead his students out of the arena.

 

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“Luz you shouldn’t be out of bed so soon after your fight. You know what the doctor said.”

 

“I’m fine Amity, really I am. At the very least I’m better than that poor pink haired guy.”

 

Both Luz Noceda and Amity Blight winced, as they simultaneously remembered watching the highlights of the last match.

 

“Still, I don’t want you pushing yourself too hard, you never know what could happen,” Amity Blight told her girlfriend.

 

“Aww, you’re not going soft on me, are ya Blight?” Luz Noceda teased her.

 

“I’m serious Luz! We both know that you weren’t supposed to be able to use your Titan Powers again! Did you even stop to think how serious this could be?” Amity demanded.

 

“Alright, I’m sorry okay? I don’t know why or how I was able to use my old powers again, but I haven’t been able to since I fought Star so I think that was the last we saw of them. I promise not to do anything strenuous, now can I please stay and cheer on my girlfriend during her matchup?” Luz begged her, giving her Amity her best puppy dog eyes.

 

“Oh you know I can’t resist those eyes. Alright fine you’re off the hook for now, I love you Sweet Potato,” Amity tone soften as she looked into Luz’s eyes.

 

“Love you too Batata,” Luz affectionately told her.

 

“OUR FIRST FIGHTER IS ANOTHER NATIVE OF THE BOILING ISLES! A POWERFUL WITCH, BONESBOROUGH BRAWL CHAMPION, AND RESISTANCE FIGHTER! THIS TOUGH COOKIE CAN SMASH APART ABOMINATIONS AS EASILY AS SHE CAN COMMAND THEM TO SMASH YOU! WILL HER MAGIC BE ENOUGH TO WIN OUT IN THE ARENA TODAY? PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO AMITY BLIGHT!”

 

“Well guess I’m up. Wish me luck,” Amity reluctantly left Luz to step up into the arena.

 

“Go tear ‘em to pieces mi amore!” Luz cheered her on from the sidelines.

 

“OUR SECOND CONTESTANT IS A CAT GIRL FROM THE PLANET ETHERIA! SHE’S HAD AN ADMITTEDLY CHECKERED PAST, BEING FORMALLY ONE OF THE MAIN LEADERS OF THE HORDE AND SWORN ENEMY TO SHE-RA AND THE REBELLION! BUT SHE LATTER ON JOINED THE REBELLION AND HELPED THEM SAVE THEIR WORLD FROM THE DREADED HORDE PRIME! WILL HER CAT LIKE INSTINCTS AND AGILITY SAVE HER TODAY? GIVE IT UP FOR CATRA!”

 

“You know babe, when you suggested a change in pace for our date night, this wasn’t what I had in mind,” Catra exasperatedly said.

 

“Oh come on babe, weren’t you the one who said Etheria was getting too boring once the war ended?” Adora reminded her. “Tell you what though, if you win this match then I promise you’ll get to pick out our next date night.”

 

“You sure about that goody two-shoes? Cause I got some pretty wicked ideas in mind,” Catra raised her eyebrow teasingly at her gf.

 

“I’m a big girl now, I think I can handle them,” Adora teased her right back.

 

“We’ll see about that,” Catra winked and stepped into the ring herself.

 

“Hope you’re ready to see what a witch from the Boiling Isles can do,” Amity said as she summoned her magic.

 

“Please, I’ve taken down Princesses who were tougher than you sweetheart,” Catra smirked as unsheathed her claws.

 

*DING!*

 

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Amity Blight from the Owl House vs Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. Who wins?

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Amity Blight
Read more about Amity Blight at Wikipedia
Official Site: Disney Links: Wikipedia

Catra (Princesses Of Power)
Read more about Catra (Princesses Of Power) at Wikipedia
Official Site: Netflix Links: Wikipedia

[Pizza Guy]

As usual some slips for those unfamiliar with either series:

 

[JohnnyChany]

Judging from these clips I think I like Catra more as a character, but in a straight fight I've got to go with Amity. She doesn't seem to have the bravado or overconfidence that Catra finds advantages in. Excited to see who you will pull out for this next.

[DSkillz]

Good set-up, Pizza Guy. Never watched Owl House and the last time I watched anything She-Ra related was back in the '80's. Still, looks like a good match-up. 

As for the match? Hard to say, at least for me. From what I've looked up, Amity seems to have a pretty vast array of magical skills, but Catra also seems to be very good at targeting her opponents' weaknesses (even She-Ra's). 

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
4.50 - Yazmal
4.60 - JohnnyChany
4.30 - DSkillz

FPA Calculation:
3 Total Votes cast
13.40 Total Combined Score
13.40 / 3 = 4.47 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Amity Blight: 1
Catra (Princesses of Power): 3