Match 20931 Mortal Kombat Universe and Mira Nova and Sabine Wren vs. Street Sharks and Katie Ka-Boom and Eris (Sinbad)

[broadwaybeyonder]

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION.  ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES.  SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* 

Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS!  199 official matches!  199 contests between some of the most dangerous and skilled combatants across the multiverse!  And it all comes down to this!  The 200^th match created by the broadwaybeyonder and presented for you all here today courtesy of the Transdimensional Combat Commission!  Welcome, everyone, I’m Al Rossi! 

Andel Sanap: And I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap!  May the Force be with you all! 

Al Rossi: We are back aboard the Defiant overlooking the battlefield for this match, which just so happens to be the Underworld!  Yes, we are in the land of the dead for what promises to be a wild battle! 

Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al.  The Underworld has been under new management, ever since Eris defeated Hades in their battle nearly 4 years ago.* 

 

*To see how that battle went down, click here! 

Match 15653 Eris vs. Hades (Disney) - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

 

Al Rossi: And Hades hasn’t been particularly thrilled about losing his kingdom to the goddess of discord.  His previous attempts to reclaim it have failed, and he was just about to unleash an assault on Eris that could have destroyed the Underworld and the rest of this world along with it.  This is when the TCC stepped in.  They would select a team to remove Eris and in return Hades would continue to honor the arrangement the TCC made with Eris to not be so quick in claiming any souls killed off at TCC Arena. 

Andel Sanap: Our brave team are ready for action and are in the transporter bay ready to beam down.   And there they are now!  On the rocky plain below us! 

Al Rossi: As the transporter effect fades away, we can see our squad: Mira Nova, Sabine Wren, Liu Kang, Jax, Johnny Cage, and Raiden!  Mira and Sabine faced off against each other and went to a draw in their last bout, while the Kombatants were victorious in their 25 vs 25 battle with Team Forever Red!* 

 

*To see how those battles went down, click here! 

Match 18209 Mira Nova vs. Sabine Wren - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

Match 16889 Mortal Kombat Universe vs. Forever Red Power Rangers - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

Andel Sanap: Miss Wren is in her custom Mandalorian armor as she draws and activates her lightsaber.  Miss Nova takes aim with her wrist laser around the cavern. 

Mira Nova: Huh.  Charming dump. 

Johnny Cage: No need to be rude, Smurfette.  I’ve seen some spots in the Netherworld that make this place look like Disneyland. 

Jax: Will you for once in your life shut up, Cage? 

Johnny Cage: Relax, Jax.  What’s to worry about?  All we have to do is give a goddess an eviction notice. 

Liu Kang: A goddess that by no means should be taken lightly, Johnny. 

Raiden: Liu Kang is correct.  We must be on our guard.  Mira Nova?  Sabine Wren?  Perhaps the two of you can use your jetpacks to scout out ahead. 

Sabine Wren: On it! 

Mira Nova: Hey!  Stay close, Sabine!  We don’t want to get lost down here. 

Sabine Wren: No problem.  My helmet isn’t picking up anythAGGGH! 

Andel Sanap: By the Force! 

Al Rossi: Sabine just got swatted out of the air!  Mira manages to catch her and bring her down to earth safely.  The Kombatants stand ready as the swirling mist that knocked down Sabine coalesces into… 

Raiden: Eris. 

Eris: Hmm.  Well, well, well.  So old Hades had to ask the good guys for help. 

Johnny Cage: Whoa!  Nobody mentioned that the goddess of discord was also a babe! 

Raiden: Cage. 

Liu Kang: Mira, is Sabine alright? 

Sabine Wren: Ow.  Bruised but I’m fine.  Ready to go another round with Misty over there. 

Eris: Such spirit!  Too bad it won’t do you any good. 

Johnny Cage: Don’t be so sure, babe!  We eat gods of the underworld for breakfast where we come from! 

Raiden: You would be wise to stand down and leave this Realm, Eris. 

Eris: Ha!  And I’ve just gotten the place how I wanted it!  But if you ‘heroes’ want a fight, then let me provide you with one! 

Andel Sanap: A wave of her hand and another cloud of mist emerges from a tunnel across from our team.  The mists fades away and it’s… By the Force?! 

Al Rossi: Andel!  It’s the Street Sharks!  And is that… Katie Ka-Boom?!* 

 

*To see the battles they were involved in, click here! 

Match 16600 Biker Mice From Mars vs. Street Sharks - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

Match 15662 Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles

 

Jax: Did anyone say anything about this lady having backup? 

Johnny Cage: I thought we’d be fighting her monsters, not the 90s revenge squad! 

Raiden: What sorcery is this, Eris?  The Street Sharks would never willingly do battle for you, and Miss Ka-Boom is merely a child. 

Katie Ka-Boom: A CHILD?! 

Johnny Cage: Oh boy, now you done it. 

Mira Nova: How the heck did they get here anyway? 

Eris: Do you really think I couldn’t use my power to control these mutations?  As for how I got them here?  Hmm.  Let’s say you have your connections, and I have mine. 

Katie Ka-Boom: A CHILD?!?!?!

Al Rossi: Oh no!  Not Chloe again! 

Andel Sanap: Now really, Al! 

Al Rossi: Think, Andel!  She’s been messing with our technology for months!  She could have used it bring the Sharks and Katie here so Eris would be ready for our team! 

Andel Sanap: We still don’t know if she WAS responsible for those accidents, Al! 

Katie Ka-Boom: Did that old creep in the stupid hat call me a CHILD?!??!?!?!?!!?!?! 

Al Rossi: We’ll deal with that later, Andel!  At the moment it looks like the Sharks are in some sort of trance, growling dangerously at our squad.  Meanwhile Katie is almost finished with her transformation into a giant, green monstrosity! 

Katie Ka-Boom: I AM A TEENAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Eris: Hmm.  Oh yes you are, dear.  Now be a good girl and help our fishy friends destroy these intruders. 

Raiden: Mira Nova and Sabine Wren, contain Katie Ka-Boom.  Jackson Briggs, you and Johnny Cage engage the Street Sharks. 

Johnny Cage: Great!  I love sushi! 

Raiden: Liu Kang, you are with me.  We must prevent Eris from bringing her powers to bear in this Kombat. 

Liu Kang: I am ready, Raiden. 

Street Sharks: Shark Attack! 

Andel Sanap: It all comes down to this, Al! 

Al Rossi: Sabine and Mira take to the air, the Street Sharks dive into the earth!  Jax and Johnny charge towards the fins coming at them!  Liu Kang and Raiden’s fists are lit with fire and lightning as they leap towards the smirking Eris!  Match 200, folks!  Let’s Go! 

Referee: 3!  2!  1!  Kommence Kombat! 

 

OK:

MKX versions of the Mortal Kombat characters. 

Post Rebels version of Sabine Wren. 

Street Sharks and Katie Ka-Boom are under Eris’ control until Eris is immobilized. 

Last team standing wins. 

Game On! 

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Mortal Kombat Universe
Read more about Mortal Kombat Universe at Wikipedia
Official Site: NetherRealm Studios Links: Wikipedia Mortal Kombat Wiki Mortal Kombat Online

Mira Nova
Read more about Mira Nova at Wikipedia
Official Site: Disney Links: Wikipedia

Sabine Wren
Read more about Sabine Wren at Wikipedia
Official Site: Lucasfilm Links: Wikipedia

Katie Ka-Boom
Read more about Katie Ka-Boom at Wikipedia
Official Site: Warner Bros Links: Animaniacs Wikipedia page Katie Ka-Boom Wikipedia page Animaniacs imdb page

Eris (Sinbad)
Read more about Eris (Sinbad) at Wikipedia
Official Site: Dreamworks Animation Links: Sinbad Wikipedia page Sinbad imdb page Sinbad official site

Street Sharks
Read more about Street Sharks at Wikipedia
Official Site: Cookie Jar Entertainment Links: Wikipedia Retro Junk Comics Alliance

[leroypowell3]

Interesting bunch here. Eris, I think, mops the floor with everybody. As I think about it, she could be good new female character in the Mortal Kombat games. Could have some cool movesets.

[JohnnyChany]

Great way to tie up all these previous fights, Broadway. Really enjoyed the set-up although I feel for Eris. She won her new domain fair and square, and I don't think the team that she was afforded on short notice is up to the task to take on the TCC Team. Although Leroy might be right, Eris by herself might be strong enough. Taking out Raiden and Liu Kang will be a challenge, and I don't think the other matches favor her team even with the Street Sharks having a four on two advantage over Johnny and Jax.

[Venom 2009]

Congratulations on your 200th match. 🙂

[DSkillz]

Congrats on your 200th CBUB match, broadway!  Good continuation of the TCC arc. 

The MK fighters are the only characters here I have more than a passing familiarity with, but after looking up the others, if feels like Eris's team should win this. 

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
4.50 - Yazmal
5.00 - JohnnyChany
5.00 - Venom 2009
4.30 - DSkillz

FPA Calculation:
4 Total Votes cast
18.80 Total Combined Score
18.80 / 4 = 4.70 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Mira Nova and Mortal Kombat Universe and Sabine Wren: 3
Eris (Sinbad) and Katie Ka-Boom and Street Sharks: 2

[broadwaybeyonder]

THE BOTTOM LINE

Al Rossi: Jax STRAIGHT into the Ground Pound!  The seismic wave knocks the Sharks right out of the earth! 

Andel Sanap: Jab and Streex fall but Ripster and Big Slammu are able to recover.  Johnny Cage leaps in with a green energy kick. 

Johnny Cage: Don’t suppose you guys will be open to an “I know you’re in there!  You can fight it!” speech? 

Big Slammu: Forget it, man!  You’re not the only ones who can rock and roll!  Seismic Slam! 

Al Rossi: Slammu goes for his own ‘Ground Pound’!  Cage is sent off balance, but Jax leaps in with a right hand to take him down! 

Jax: That’s for stealing my move! 

Johnny Cage: Aww, and I thought it was because you liked me. 

Jax: Shut up and punch somebody! 

Ripster: Try me on for size then, fish bait!  Let’s kick some fin, bros! 

Andel Sanap: Meanwhile, Miss Nova and Miss Wren are circling around the creature that was Miss Ka-Boom.  Miss Nova fires with her laser but it seems to have no effect on the mutant teenager. 

Al Rossi: Oh but there is an effect, Andel!  Look at her eyes!  She’s firing her own lasers at Mira! 

Mira Nova: AAGH! 

Al Rossi: Direct hit!  The blast sent her into a stalactite!  Sabine is checking on her! 

Mira Nova: Don’t worry about me!  Keep up the pressure on that… thing! 

Sabine Wren: Nothing we’re hitting her with is doing any good!  She’s just getting madder!  I think I might have an idea. 

Mira Nova: Is it a good one? 

Sabine Wren: Might be more of a crazy one. 

Mira Nova: At this point I’ll take it! 

Sabine Wren: Then take some of these too. 

Mira Nova: Uh, Sabine?  Aren’t these your…? 

Sabine Wren: Just trust me and follow my lead! 

Andel Sanap: As Miss Nova and Miss Wren re-group, Liu Kang and Raiden are not having much luck with Eris. 

Al Rossi: Liu Kang goes for a bicycle kick and falls to his feet as Eris apparates away!  Raiden  charges in with Electric Fly but Eris just makes herself intangible again and flies straight through her! 

Eris: Hmm.  Tingles.  Is that the best you can UGH! 

Andel Sanap: Liu Kang caught her with Fire Fist! 

Al Rossi: Nice teamwork by the Kombatants! 

Hades: Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Yay, team.  Rah rah rah.  How about they actually finish this already? 

Andel Sanap: Lord Hades! 

Al Rossi: We told you we would handle this! 

Hades: Yeah, you did.  But I didn’t think they would wasting time with these jamokes!  You could have brought in Sub-Zero and Scorpion and instead you have the two Tinkerbells over there! 

Andel Sanap: You made a deal with the TCC, Lord Hades, and we will honor it. 

Hades: OK, cool, cool.  But you don’t pick up the pace I might just have see what my portal can dish out for me. 

Al Rossi: Your… portal?! 

Hades: Yeah, my portal!  Usually I use it to find me a monster to do my bidding, kidnap a princess, squash a hero.  Looks like little Eris tried her smoking hand on making it work.  Ha!  Not very well, or she could have gotten some real heavy hitters instead of Miss Temper Tantrum and the Sardines. 

Andel Sanap: So that’s how Eris selected her back up.  It appears you were wrong about Miss Bourgeois, Al. 

Al Rossi: Er, well, maybe.  But she still could have caused all of those malfunctions! 

Andel Sanap: Let’s get back to the match.  Jab and Jax are going blow for blow!  The two boxers are exchanging strikes but Jab seems to be getting the worse of it!  He goes for his headbutt but Jax lands an uppercut to the chin! 

Al Rossi: Down goes the Street Shark! 

Streex: Clint!  I’m coming, bro! 

Ripster: No, Streex!  You help Slammu with the other one!  I’ll take the man in the iron gloves! 

Andel Sanap: Johnny Cage is dodging Slammu’s attacks while launching green energy balls, but they seem to be annoying Slammu more than hurting him! 

Big Slammu: Stay still, creep! 

Johnny Cage: You first, gumbo breath! 

CRUNCH! 

Big Slammu: AAAAAAAHH! 

Al Rossi: And just like that, Slammu is now a soprano!  Slammu is staggered by the low blow kick, and Johnny delivers a quick combination of punches to bring him down! 

Andel Sanap: Streex with an axe handle strike from behind!  Jax meanwhile is holding his own against Ripster! 

Al Rossi: But what about Ka-Boom?  She’s stomping around trying to find Mira and Sabine! 

Katie Ka-Boom: WHERE ARE YOU, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE MPPH! 

Al Rossi: An explosion of color around Katie’s head! 

Andel Sanap: Miss Wren’s grenades!  Miss Ka-Boom coughs and splutters as the purple paint coats her face!  But what is the strategy here? 

Sabine Wren: Ha!  Nice one, bubble head!  But it’s still no good!  This freak’s still too ugly! 

Mira Nova: Oh, well in that case, maybe we should try some orange instead! 

Katie Ka-Boom: I’M NOT A FREAK!  I’M A… 

Sabine Wren: Yeah, yeah, we know already.  You’re a teenager.  Who’s in desperate need of some make up!  Try some of this! 

Al Rossi: Mira and Sabine take flight and hurl their unusual ammo at Katie!  She’s getting so mad she might bring down the whole Underworld if she goes boom now! 

Katie Ka-Boom: STAY STILL AND MMPPH!  FIGHT!  *cough cough* AGGHHHH!!!! 

Sabine Wren: Why should we?  It’s not a kid like you should be out fighting anybody anyway? 

Mira Nova: Yeah, shouldn’t you be home by ten?  Mommy and Daddy are gonna ground you if your late again! 

Katie Ka-Boom: NOBODY GROUNDS MEEEEEEE!!! 

Mira Nova: Um, Sabine?  I think we’re about to reach critical mass! 

Sabine Wren: Keep it up!  If we get her mad fast enough, she’ll burn herself out! 

Hades: OKAY!  EVERYBODY HOLD IT! 

Al Rossi: Hey!  Hades has apparated to the battlefield!  Jax and Johnny Cage are still disposing of the Sharks, and Eris turns away from Liu Kang and Raiden, who look exhausted trying to pin down the goddess. 

Eris: I wondered if you were ever going to show your flaming face around here.  I figured you’d just hide in a corner while these ‘heroes’ do your dirty work. 

Hades: Eri, babe, I don’t need these people to take back what’s mine, okay?  The floorshows been fun and all but it’s time to get down to brass tacks.  So now that they given me a chance to finally set foot back in MY domain, let me show you how that portal is supposed to work! 

Andel Sanap: By the Force!  Hades snapped his fingers and a glimmering crystalline portal has appeared in the cavern!  Three figures walk through!  It’s…! 

Gooey Gus: Slime Anyone?! 

Harley Quinn: Oy vey. 

Poison Ivy: Harl.  I told you not to go into that portal! 

Harley Quinn: But it was so bright and pretty! 

Hades: Cut the chit chat, ladies.  You and Bazooka Joe can do me a real favor by trouncing tall, dark, and smokey over there.  Right after I give her 4 years’ worth of payback. 

Eris: Oh, please.  You weren’t god enough to beat me then, and you’re not god enough to beat me now! 

Hades: And THAT is where you are wrong, Eri!  Because this time I’m not gonna stop blasting you until there isn’t enough of your smoke left to fill a SANDAL BOX! 

Al Rossi: Hades is firing up!  His flame is burning brighter!  Eris is starting to summon up a magical blast of her own! 

Andel Sanap: But look!  Here comes Miss Nova and Miss Wren, flying ahead of a rampaging, mult-colored Katie! 

Sabine Wren: Everybody duck!  She’s gonna blow! 

Hades: Say goodbye, Eri! 

Eris: See you in Tartarus, little god! 

Katie Ka-Boom: I’M A TEENAGER!!!!! 

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! 

Andel Sanap: BY THE FORCE! 

Al Rossi: That explosion rocked the Defiant!  All of our combatants are sent flying by the force of that explosion!  Gooey Gus, Harley, and Ivy are sent flying back into the portal! 

Poison Ivy: What the heck is going on?! 

Harley Quinn: This never would have happened in Khazan! 

Gooey Gus: I’M BURNING MAD!  I’M STEAMING MAAAAAAAAAAAAD! 

Andel Sanap: The disappear into the portal!  Arcs of magical energy scatter across the cavern! 

Al Rossi: The turbulence is forcing Sabine and Mira to land!  Raiden and the other Kombatants form up around them! 

Andel Sanap: Al!  Look at the portal!  It’s starting splinter!  The energy from the explosion is shooting into it! 

Al Rossi: Better get the TCC on the line!  There’s no telling what damage that mass of magic and Toon energy could do! 

Andel Sanap: Not necessarily, Al.  Don’t some of the images in the portal look familiar? 

Al Rossi: What are you talking about?  It’s just a shifting mess of… Hey!  That… That’s TCC Arena!  That’s Batwing and Ironheart! 

Andel Sanap: And if I’m not mistaken, that energy bolt is heading straight for the control room!  And yes!  There’s the EMP blast!  That’s what caused the malfunction! 

Al Rossi: And those other blasts!  One of them is taking out our cams while Arcee and Kimberly were battling!  And another knocks out a cam as Carnage dumps Judge Doom in a vat of Dip! 

Andel Sanap: And another strikes our generators to deactivate the shields during the Queen Bee/D’Vorah match. 

Al Rossi: So wait a minute!  You mean it really wasn’t Chloe screwing around with our equipment? 

Andel Sanap: Apparently not, Al.  It appears to be this battle getting out of hand that resulted in causing chaos throughout the timeline. 

Al Rossi: Oh. 

Andel Sanap: Is there anything you wish to say to Miss Bourgeois? 

Al Rossi: Er, not now, Andel!  We’ve got a fight to call still!  The explosion has died down, but the portal is still glitching.  Who’s left standing? 

Andel Sanap:   Team TCC has weathered the storm.  Hades is passed out with his ‘hair’ extinguished.  Eris is looking battered and supremely annoyed, and Miss Ka-Boom is staggering around in a crater. 

Katie Ka-Boom: Uhhhh but, Mom, I don’t wanna go to school today! 

ZZZZZAP!! 

Al Rossi: One Space Ranger laser blast set for stun and down goes the teenager! 

Jax: So much for the easy part. 

Sabine Wren: Easy?!  What do you mean ‘easy’?! 

Johnny Cage: I think he’s referring to the goddess we still got to kick out of here, doll. 

Sabine Wren: Oh yeah. 

Eris: And I’m not going anywhere, you miserable mortals! 

Raiden: Now, Mira Nova! 

Al Rossi: Andel!  Look!  Mira is ghosting up behind Eris!  Eris doesn’t see her! 

Eris: AAAGH! 

Andel Sanap: Tangean brain squeeze!  Eris is paralyzed! 

Mira Nova: UGH!  If you’re gonna do something, do it fast!  I can’t… hold her… for… long! 

Raiden: All of you!  Everything you have!  Now! 

Al Rossi: Eris is met with a blast of lightning, fire, green energy, energy waves, and blaster fire.  Eris is trying to apparate away, but with Mira locking on that brain squeeze she seems to be trapped in a physical form! 

Andel Sanap: Step by step the goddess of discord is pushed backward towards the portal.  Sweat beads down Miss Nova’s face as she strains to hold on! 

Eris: RELEASE ME… YOU INSECT! 

Mira Nova: I am… a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit… of the Space… Ranger Corps.  ARGH!  I protect… the galaxy from the threat of invasion… from the evil Emperor Zurg… sworn enemy of the Galactic… Alliance!  

Al Rossi: Mira’s back is to the portal!  If she isn’t careful she’ll get sucked in with Eris! 

Sabine Wren: Mira!  You’ve got to get out of there! 

Mira Nova: I…. I can’t!  I can’t break… the hold! 

Eris: If I’m leaving my new kingdom, I’m not leaving alone! 

Raiden: Liu Kang!  Sabine Wren!  Move! 

Andel Sanap: The Mandalorian Rebel and Kombatant Champion take to the air!  Liu Kang come careening down again towards Eris! 

Liu Kang: *Untranslatable* 

Al Rossi: Right into the bicycle kick!  Mira has just enough time to activate her jetpack before her eyes roll back in her head and she ghosts through Eris!  Sabine grabs a hold of Liu and Mira and flies them out of the portal’s reach, but Eris is clawing to rim, desperately trying to pull herself out! 

Eris: How dare you!  You will all be sorry for this! 

Raiden: But not today.  Be Gone! 

Andel Sanap: A final burst of mystic lightning, a howl from Eris, and she is enveloped by the portal! 

Referee: Winners: Team Mortal Kombat, Mira Nova, and Sabine Wren! 

Al Rossi: Whew!  Now that was a battle! 

Andel Sanap: I hope that the broadwaybeyonder found it considerably epic. 

Al Rossi: And I hope the fans liked it too!  But we’re running up against the clock, so may I just say…

Hades: HOLD IT!  NOBODY MOVE! 

Al Rossi: Oh now what?! 

Johnny Cage: Hey, hey, Hades.  Looking for some Rogaine? 

Hades: Not!  In the mood for jokes, laughing boy! 

Raiden: Lord Hades, your realm has been returned to you.  You will honor your agreement with the TCC. 

Hades: Yeah, yeah, ABOUT that!  There’s one small, tiny problem here.  Well, a couple of problems actually.  The biggest one has got to be that you SCREW UPS BUSTED MY PORTAL!  How the heck am I gonna summon monsters and wreak havoc now?! 

Mira Nova: Pretty easy, I’d think.  I mean, you being the god of death and all. 

Hades: Spare me the flattery!  If you had just taken out Eris quick and easy, I wouldn’t have had to get involved and I wouldn’t be… portal-less. 

Sabine Wren: No one asked you to get involved!  We had it under control! 

Hades: Shut it, kid!  Give me one good reason why I don’t just charbroil you turkeys right here! 

Tommy Oliver: Okay!  Here’s one!  HYAH! 

Andel Sanp: BY THE FORCE! 

Al Rossi: What the heck?!   That’s… The Red Zeo Ranger!  It’s Tommy!  And is that Jason?!  Andros?!?!  It’s Team Forever Red! 

Andel Sanap: And they all look ready for a fight! 

Johnny Cage: Sheesh.  Almost glad to see those unitard wearing losers again! 

Jax: I think I got a few more rounds left in me. 

Liu Kang: What will it be, Hades?  Do you truly desire Kombat?  Or will you keep your word as a god? 

Hades: Er heh heh, well, when you put it that way, you really did do a bang-up job!  Thanks a million for all the help with Eri.  Be sure to tell those folks at TCC they’ll have no problems from me.  And hey!  If you have the time, come on back!  We’ll dance, we’ll kiss, we’ll schmooze, we’ll carry on, we’ll go home happy!  What do you say? 

Raiden: Farewell, Lord Hades. 

Andel Sanap: Just how did Team Forever Red get down here? 

Al Rossi: Come on, Andel!  The TCC higher ups have monitoring the battle!  When they saw Hades was getting involved, they called the calvary! 

Andel Sanap: And, Al, I’m getting word from our communications officer aboard the Defiant that a message is coming in from the person who made the call to send in the Rangers! 

Al Rossi: Great!  Put him through! 

Chloe Bourgeois: Hellooooo, everyone! 

Al Rossi: Oh no! 

Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois! 

Chloe Bourgeois: Who were you expecting, the Misfits?  The TCC asked me to keep an eye on this fight and send in some back up if things got too tough for you two. 

Al Rossi: And you agreed to this out of the kindness of your heart, right? 

Chloe Bourgeois: Weeeeell, mostly to see the look on your faces, but sure why not? 

Andel Sanap: It appears we all owe you our thanks, Miss Bourgeois. 

Chloe Bourgeois: I’ll take it.  But isn’t there something else I’m owed? 

Al Rossi: Hmm?  Why’s everybody looking at me? 

Andel Sanap: Allen. 

Al Rossi: Oh alright, fine!  *sigh* I’m… sorry, Chloe, for accusing you of causing those malfunctions at TCC Arena.  I hope you can forgive me. 

Chloe Bourgeois: Hmm.  Maybe later.  Right now, I got to get back to training for Battlesphere 3.  So pick up that team of so-called ‘heroes’ and get your old butts up here!  Chloe out! 

Al Rossi: Why that little…!! 

Andel Sanap: Allen. 

Al Rossi: I mean… oh forget it.  Well, folks, this has been a heck of ride to get to 200 official battles. Over 15 years of battles, contests, and stories.  The broadwaybeyonder hopes you’ve enjoyed the journey and will continue to help grow the CBUB in the years ahead. 

Andel Sanap: A noble sentiment, Al. 

Al Rossi: Thanks, partner!  But enough of the slow piano music!  We’ve got even more action!  It’s the one the CBUB has been waiting for!  Battlesphere 3!  And we all know at least 1 lady who’s guaranteed to be there and she's ready to bring home a win!  Will Chloe Bourgeois finally be victorious?  And who are the other 29 combatants you and the broadwaybeyonder have selected?  You’ll find out next month!  When the Transdimensional Combat Commission presents Battlesphere 3!  For Andel Sanap, Philippa Forrester, Chloe Bourgeois, and all the rest of the TCC, I’m Al Rossi!  Thank you and good night! 

boadwaybeyonder: And I’m broadwaybeyonder!  Be safe, be well, be awesome!