Tournament - Dwight Schrute vs. Johnny Lawrence

[ThePhenomenalOne]

It was a beautiful December morning in Scranton, Pennsylvania with the sun shining down on Dunder Mifflin. Most of the office was already at their desks getting ready for the day. Dwight walks in wearing his karate gi. Jim smiles as he sees Dwight walks by and immediately smiles at the camera.

“Good morning, Dwight. Is there a ninja attack I’m unaware of today?” Jim asks

“Hilarious Jim, as always. If you must know, I’m receiving my second degree black belt today at lunch and am preparing myself for this glorious occasion.” Dwight states without even looking at Jim.

“Second degree black belt? Wow. Am I able to hire you to do security at Cici’s birthday party?” Jim smirks

“If you value the safety of your children, it would be wise to hire me. I’m $100 an hour plus I get food and cake.” Dwight retorts

“$25 an hour and you can have food and cake.” Jim replies

“Deal. I would’ve done it just for the food and to protect your family since you clearly can’t” Dwight replies with a smirk on his face.

Jim walks over to Pam and tells her the news.

“I don’t want Dwight dressed as a ninja at our child’s birthday party.” Pam says annoyed

“Come on! It will be hilarious and hopefully he will try some karate stuff and make a fool out of himself.” Jim smiles

“Ok, but if he ruins this party in any way, you have to take me New York for a weekend and go to all of the art museums with me.” Pam smiles

“You’ve got a deal Beasley.” Jim smiles

The day of the party has arrived and Dwight shows up in his gi, ready to take his job seriously. The party is going pretty smooth. The kids are playing nicely and the parents are enjoying themselves. Cici is running around when one of the other kids walks up and takes the tiara off her head and toy in her hand. She immediately starts to cry. Before any parent can intervene, Dwight walks up to the kids that took Cici’s things and demands the kid to give them back.

“Those are not your items and you are stealing from the birthday girl. You need to give those back immediately.” Dwight says firmly to the young child

“Why don’t you and your dumb face get out of here before I pound you.” The young kid says defiantly to Dwight

“I’m a second degree black belt and will crane kick you over that fence.” Dwight says as he starts to take the Crane stance.

As he takes his stance he feels a big hand on his shoulder. Dwight turns around to see a massive 6’6 300lb man.

“Were you just about to kick my child in the face?” The ominous figure asks

“N..no, I wasn’t. I was simply trying to instill fear in your child who stole toys from the birthday girl.” Dwight says nervously

“Oh! So you were just going to act like you were going to kick my kid so you could scare him?!” The man screams at Dwight

Jim and Pam run up to the situation to try and de-escalate it.

“Sir, this is just some misunderstanding. Dwight never would have kicked your kid and I’m sorry that he even tried to scare your kid. Your son did take things from my daughter though and it’s not right.” Jim says to the big man

“Stay out of this string bean before I kick your ass and dollar store Jackie Chan’s ass over here.” The big man says and he pushes Jim.

As soon as the man pushes Jim, Dwight lets out a battle cry and attempts a crane kick at the man. He misses wildly and the big man punches Dwight in the face and knocks him unconscious.

“I’m calling 911!” Pam says as she grabs Cici and goes inside.

“This party is lame anyways.” The big man says as he grabs his child and leaves.

Jim rushes over to Dwight and starts to help him up

“Are you ok?” Jim asks Dwight

“That guy will think twice before coming to this beet farm again” Dwight slurs as he speaks

“Dwight, that big guy knocked you out. I don’t think any kind of karate training was going to help you with that fight.” Jim says

“I..I don’t understand. I take my training very seriously. This is unacceptable. I need to get stronger.” Dwight says as he brushes himself off and gets up to leave. As Dwight was walking out another parent met him at his car.

“That was brave of you to stand up to that guy but you definitely need more training. There’s a new dojo in town that is pretty intense and can for sure help you. It’s called Cobra Kai.” The guy hands Dwight a card and walks away.

The next day Dwight shows up at Cobra Kai. It’s barely lit when he walks in.

“Hello? Is anyone here?” Dwight asks

“Who are you and what do you want?” A figure in the back of the dojo asks while lighting a cigar.

“My name is Dwight Shrute and I’m a second degree black belt in in Goju-Ryu karate. I thought it was the ultimate form of self-defense until I got my butt kicked at a kid’s birthday party yesterday.” Dwight says embarrassingly.

“This is Cobra Kai. We make winners. We strike first and strike hard. There is no mercy in this dojo!” The man says walking closer to Dwight

“Yes! That is what I need! Please, sensei, take me as your student. I will do everything that is told of me and you won’t find another work ethic like mine.” Dwight exclaims

“Let’s see what you got. Come at me with everything you have.” The man says

Dwight charges the man and is easily thrown to the mat. He gets up and tries a different attack only to have the same result. This is repeated about 10 times.

“You don’t have any quit in you, do you boy?” The man says semi impressed

“We Shrutes are many things, but a quitter is not one of them, sensei.”

“I’ll train you. You will do everything I say and if you mess up just one time, I will kick your ass and throw you out! My name is Kreese. You will call me sensei.” Kreese smiles

“Thank you sensei! I won’t let you down!” Dwight exclaims happily.

The next 8 months are full of vigorous training and Dwight is starting to turn into the fighting machine he has always wanted to become.

“Shrute, I must say, you’ve shocked the hell out of me. I didn’t think you would make it this long and become this warrior that you are today. You surprised me.” Kreese smiles

“THANK YOU, SENSEI!” Dwight screams

Now that you know the ways of Cobra Kai, I have a mission for you. There’s an ex-student of mine who is always getting in my way and threatening my dojo. I need you to take him out!” Kreese says

“YES, SENSEI!” Dwight screams

“His name is Johnny Lawerence. I’m going to get him to come here and I want you to end him, do you understand me?” Kreese says

“YES,SENSEI!” Dwight screams

 

Johnny Lawerence is at Miyagi-Do doing some training with the kids when his phone goes off.

“Hello? Who’s this?” Johnny asks

“My old student. I have a proposition for you.” Kreese replies

“Kreese…I want nothing to do with you and don’t even know why your old ass is calling me. Leave me alone before I come over there and whoop your ass!” Johnny exclaims

“Oh, Johnny boy. Is that any way to treat your old master who taught you everything you know?” Kreese replies

“The only thing you’ve done is caused me pain. I hate you. Don’t call me again.” Johnny is about to hang up

“Don’t hang up on me! This is going to change everything! This will help you save your little Miyagi-Do.” Kreese says

“Talk fast, you’re pissing me off.” Johnny replies

“I have a new student. He’s older, like you. But he doesn’t have that little bitch in him like you do. I’m proposing a one on one fight. Him vs you. He wins, Miyagi-Do shuts down and you leave town. If you win, I’ll shut down Cobra Kai and you’ll never hear from me again.” Kreese states

“I’m so sick and tired of this bullshit. It’s always something with you. I don’t care who that guy is, I’m going to kick his ass! When and where and I’ll be there!” Johnny yells

“Tomorrow, sundown, Cobra Kai.” Kreese replies

“I’m going to fucking end this once and for all!” Johnny yells as he hangs up the phone.

 

 

OK! So we have a super focused Dwight who has been training exclusively with Kreese for 8 months to become this Cobra Kai badass vs the old Cobra Kai badass Johnny Lawerence. Fight takes place at the Cobra Kai dojo with no outside interference. Hope yinz enjoy it!

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Dwight Schrute
Read more about Dwight Schrute at Wikipedia
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Johnny Lawrence
Read more about Johnny Lawrence at Wikipedia
Official Site: Sony Pictures Television Links: Wikipedia

[JohnnyChany]

I was wondering where this was going when I saw the matchup. A little disappointed the fight didn't take place at the birthday party. But it makes sense that Dwight would need some more training to stand any sort of chance. He definitely still loses, and Kreese will be pissed. 

[Culwych1]

Fun fight, and love that the years Dwight did karate turn out to be a sham. I don't think he's winning this one

[Pizza Guy]

Much as I love Dwight, I don’t see how any amount of training will let him take on Johnny. Cobra Kai forever!

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
5.00 - Pizza Guy
5.00 - Culwych1
4.70 - Boratz
4.20 - JohnnyChany

FPA Calculation:
4 Total Votes cast
18.90 Total Combined Score
18.90 / 4 = 4.72 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Dwight Schrute: 1
Johnny Lawrence: 4