Match 21261 Erin Harson vs. Jennifer Remming

[JohnnyChany]

FINAL GIRL FACE-OFF

Round 1: Match 7

 

 

 

MATCH 5 RESULTS

 

INTERROGATION ROOM SHOWDOWN

 

Julie James panted as she reached the interrogation room that had been shown to her on the video screen. Her boyfriend, Ray Bronson, lay beaten on the ground. Julie rushedly woke him up and struggled to lift him.

JULIE: Come on, Ray… we have to get you out of here.

Ray spoke with a weakened voice.

RAY: Julie… you should leave me. Save yourself while you can.

Julie ignored him. Determination burned in her eyes as she pulled him toward the door. The dim lights flickered above them. The moment she stepped toward the exit, a hulking figure loomed in the doorway.

MATTHEW CORDELL: No one escapes.

Julie barely dodged as Cordell swung his nightstick and smashed a dent into the metal doorframe. She shoved Ray behind her and pulled a shard of broken glass from the floor. Julie held it in front of her defensively.

JULIE: You’re not taking me down that easy.

Cordell lunged at her; his sheer brute strength sent her crashing into the wall. Julie scrambled away just in time as he drew his gun and fired off a shot that barely missed. She retaliated by slashing at his exposed face with the glass shard, cutting into his scarred flesh.

Ray groaned as he struggled to stand.

RAY: Julie… watch out!

Ray threw himself at Cordell in a desperate attempt to protect Julie. The Maniac Cop was too strong. With a sickening crack, Cordell snapped Ray’s neck and dropped his lifeless body to the floor.

JULIE: NO!

Before Cordell could turn his attention back to Julie, another gunshot rang out. Sidney Prescott stood in the doorway, her weapon smoking.

SIDNEY: Hey, officer. You have the right to remain dead.

She charged at Cordell and engaged him in a fierce fight. Cordell slammed Sidney into the wall, but she recovered quickly, striking him in the head with the butt of her gun. He staggered backwards, but didn't fall. Sidney dodged his next two attacks and landed a blow of her own. Finally, Sidney seized an opening, driving Cordell’s own nightstick through his throat. The hulking cop gurgled and dropped to his knees, then collapsed to the floor. Sidney took her gun and fired upon Cordell repeatedly for good measure.

Sidney breathed in heavily as she turned to Julie.

SIDNEY: There’s no reason why we both can’t survive this. I’ll help you… after I find Dewey.

Julie, grief-stricken, nodded as she knelt beside Ray’s lifeless body.

Soon after, Sidney stumbled into another interrogation room, the one where Dewey Riley sat tied to a chair with blood trickling down his face. He was groggy but conscious. He looked up as Sidney approached him.

DEWEY: Sid… you saved me again. Sorry I couldn’t be more help.

Sidney untied him and helped him up.

DEWEY: You’re amazing. You always were.

Sidney offered him a small, sad smile, and steadied him as they prepared to leave.

 

HOST CHECK-IN

 

Randy Meeks and Elvira appeared. Elvira again lounged on her red couch as Randy pumped his fist with excitement.

RANDY: YES! Sidney takes the win! And Dewey’s safe! I can breathe again.

ELVIRA: Julie may have survived, but Sidney was the one to take down the Maniac Cop and save her hostage. That makes her the winner.

Randy beamed with pride.

RANDY: No arguments here.

ELVIRA: Randy, I must say, between having my poster on your wall and pining over Sidney, you’ve got good taste in women.

Randy blushed.

RANDY: I told you, I… I do not have a crush on Sidney.

ELVIRA: Oh sure. Your secret is totally safe with me and all of our viewers.

Randy cleared his throat.

RANDY: Moving on! Sidney won because she took out the threat before going after her friend. Julie did not go with that strategy, and it cost her.

ELVIRA: I think you were right; Sidney may go far in this tournament. But let’s talk about who might be joining her and the other first round winners in the next round.

Elvira stood up from her couch.

ELVIRA: Match seven! From an unforgettably violent family reunion in Columbia, Missouri we have Erin Harson and opposite her, now that she has been rescued from Bounty Island, will be Jennifer Remming.

RANDY: Oh man, this is the battle of survivalists. Erin Harson? She’s never in danger…she is the danger. She used her experience from growing up in a survivalist compound to take down an entire gang of masked killers using only her wits, weapons, and sheer brutality.

ELVIRA: And Jennifer? 

RANDY: Jenn may seem like a surprising pick for the Final Girl Face-Off to some horror fans out there, but you need to put some respect on her name. She took out a sea monster while stranded on that island. Her ability to use her environment to her advantage makes her a perfect opponent for Erin. Their challenge will be a trip down to Texas and a faceoff with Leatherface. 

ELVIRA: I love how this tournament flows from one thing to the next. Our last pairing featured two Final Girls closely tied to the chainsaw wielding legend, and now we will get an appearance from the man himself. In fact, we will get to see two of them. 

RANDY: That’s right. Due to the fact that the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has multiple timelines with multiple versions of Leatherface, Elvira was given the greenlight by the Powers That Be to use her Mistress of the Dark Arts abilities to bring us two Leatherfaces.

Elvira winked with a smirk.

RANDY: Jenn and Erin will be placed in separate farmhouses. They’ll have time to gather weapons and make traps before Leatherface is unleashed. Whoever survives the longest—or takes him out the fastest—wins.

ELVIRA: It will be like Home Alone, but R-rated!

RANDY: Kevin McCallister could only dream of being as badass as these two ladies.

ELVIRA: I can’t wait to see what they come up with!

 

FARMHOUSE PREPERATION

 

ERIN: Alright, let’s do this.

Erin scavenged throughout the house, she set up makeshift traps, tripwires rigged to swinging hatchets, broken glass scattered beneath windows, and boards with nails facing upward. She sharpened kitchen knives and secured a shotgun she found in an upstairs closet.

In the other farmhouse, Jennifer took a moment to gather her thoughts before she sprang into action.

JENN: I’ve fought a monster before. This can’t be much different.

Jenn created pitfall traps. She set up jagged wooden spikes beneath the floorboards. She gathered flammable materials, ready to set a blaze if necessary. A hidden knife was tucked into her boot, and she tied a length of rope to use for potential strangulation.

Over the next several hours, the respective farmhouses settled into an eerie silence as Erin and Jennifer completed their preparation. And then the distant sound of chains rattling broke the silence.

Vrinnnn! Vrinnnn!

Dual chainsaws roared to life. The battle began.

 

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Erin Harson
Read more about Erin Harson at Wikipedia
Official Site: Lionsgate Links: Wikipedia

Jennifer Remming
Read more about Jennifer Remming at Wikipedia
Official Site: Universal Pictures Links: Wikipedia

[JohnnyChany]

A shoutout to @Macklemore whose suggestion for how Sidney vs. Julie would turn out helped inform the flow of the match.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
5.00 - Boratz

FPA Calculation:
1 Total Votes cast
5.00 Total Combined Score
5.00 / 1 = 5.00 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Erin Harson: 2
Jennifer Remming: 0