Chroma Conclave vs Monsterverse Titans: The Official Survival Guide to the Titan-Dragon War

[Culwych1]

The Official Survival Guide to the Titan-Dragon War

A tactical guide for military, civilian, and all other expendable personnel

Issued by: What’s left of the government

Clearance Level: Foxtrot-Omega (in other words, beyond your clearance)

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SECTION 1: INTRODUCTION - YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

"The best way to survive a Titan-Dragon war is to be somewhere else." – Former Secretary of Defence (Deceased)

PURPOSE OF THIS DOCUMENT

This manual is designed to provide actionable strategies in the currently active Titan-Dragon conflict. Due to the current rate of devastation, lack of tactical cohesion, overwhelming enemy superiority, it is important to note that this document does not cover actionable survival strategies.

For the avoidance of doubt, this document does not:

➡️Guarantee your survival

➡️Offer effective countermeasures

➡️Provide evacuation routes that could be considered still viable

Instead, please consider this document a morale tool, designed to help you come to terms with the impending end of civilisation. You are encouraged to review this document quickly, before network disruptions, atomic disruption, acid rains, or other inconveniences make it inaccessible.

BACKGROUND

The conflict categorised as Event Code: TITAN-DRAGON WAR, began at 01:22 UTC, when 5 unidentified airborne entities (now classified as “Chroma Conclave”) entered controlled airspace over the Pacific Ocean. The mechanism of entry of the Chroma Conclave appears to be a portal of unknown matter, origin also unknown.

These entities, later confirmed as sentient, ancient, hyper-intelligent, flying mythological apex predators (aka “Dragons”, or more specifically “War Dragons”), bypassed the US global defence systems and established immediate aerial dominance.

From eyewitness accounts streamed through various social media sites, the five members of the Chroma Conclave refer to each other as follows:

• 🔴 Thordak, the Cinder King (red dragon, appears to be the leader, fire, heat, magic)
• 🟢 Raishan, the Diseased Deceiver (green dragon, poison, disease, illusions)
• ⚫ Umbrasyl, the Hope Devourer (black dragon, acid, fear, shadow magic)
• ⚪ Vorugal, the Frigid Doom (white dragon, freezing breath, ice and blizzards)
• 🔵 Brimscythe, the Iron Storm (blue dragon, lightning, electricity, storms)

By 03:34 UTC, 3 major US cities had been destroyed with estimated casualties ~15–20 million.

By 04:45 UTC, US and UN coordinate a First Contact Committee to open diplomatic channels. Their remains are recovered four minutes later. The diplomatic effort is considered a failure.

By 05:26 UTC, a nuclear strike is authorized against the Chroma Conclave. This also fails; official reports cite “unprecedented magical interference,” though eyewitness accounts suggest the warheads were casually redirected mid-air by Raishan, transmuted into a flock of doves, who were then eaten by Vorugal out of spite. This is unverified.

At 08:23 UTC, seismic activity began near the Mariana Trench. Approximately 16 minutes later, four distinct Kaiju-Class entities (designated: Godzilla, Kong, Rodan, and Mothra) emerged. Global intelligence sources confirmed these entities are not aligned with human forces but appear to operate as a reactive strike force against the Chroma Conclave.

What is known about the Titans from eyewitness accounts is as follows:

• 🐲 Godzilla has stopped at a nuclear plant and is now glowing an ominous pink, indicating an extreme energy buildup.
• 🐵 Kong has retrieved a 207.4-foot battle axe, now charged and ready for combat.
• 🦇 Rodan has been intercepted! See below for an exclusive report!
• 🦋 Mothra is glowing and appears to be using healing abilities to aid the other Titans.

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🚨 EXCLUSIVE REPORT: This just in. Ghidorah has taken Rodan’s place! Reports confirm that Ghidorah intercepted Rodan mid-flight and eliminated it before it could join the others.  Against all expectations, Godzilla, Kong, and Mothra have temporarily accepted Ghidorah as an ally. This unprecedented truce suggests that even sworn enemies recognise the greater threat posed by the Chroma Conclave.

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By 09:00 UTC, the first recorded engagement between Titan and Dragon forces was detected.

By 09:01 UTC, we lost all satellite feeds.

CURRENT ASSESSMENT – HOW BAD IS IT?

Severe! This is a Category X (Extinction-Level) Threat.

Prior counter-Titan defence protocols have failed. All counter-Dragon defence protocols have failed.

The following conditions have been observed:

• Total land and air domination: All aerial and land-based assets have been neutralized
• Geographical Instability: The West Coast of North America is no longer where it was
• Environmental Anomalies: Tornadoes, firestorms, atomic explosions, blizzards, acid rain, lightning storms and more have been reported.
• Mass Civilian Casualties: We have lost direct contact with multiple major cities. Chicago is currently classified as a temporary Safe Zone.

COMMON QUESTIONS (STOP ASKING US THIS)

1.      Who is winning?

Unknown. The Chroma Conclave views the Titans as obstacles to total planetary dominance. The Titans view the dragons as territorial invaders that need to be eradicated. However, we can confirm that we, the human race, are losing.

2.      Can we negotiate?

Attempts at diplomacy resulted in the negotiating team being incinerated, trampled, dissolved, or consumed.

3.      Can we fight back?

If you are tempted to engage: DO NOT. You cannot help. You will die.

We have lost all major military strongholds. Nuclear weapons were either unsuccessful or appeared to make the Titans (Godzilla in particular) stronger.

4.      Can I escape?

Air travel is compromised. Road networks no longer exist. Ocean is no longer viable. All other options can be explored at the reader’s own risk.

5.      What do I do?

The official recommendations as per this document are:

• Seek shelter in the closest Classified Safe Zones (shown as green in image below)

• Do not engage in worship. The Chroma Conclave will interpret reverence as submission and may demand you prove your worth through awful acts, and the Titans will ignore you.
• If you hear deep rumbling, wings overhead, or the sound of heavy footsteps, we advise that you consider your last words.
• We encourage you to create personal messages for loved ones now.

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SECTION 2: SURVIVAL TIPS

This section is also known as A Practical Guide to Delaying the Inevitable

PART 1A IDENTIFYING THREATS (in Dragon territory)

If you see, hear, or feel any of the following, your survival window is approximately 0.03 to 3.6 seconds:

• 🔥 Firestorms sweeping across the horizon? That’s Thordak. You are already dead.
• ☠️ A sudden green mist in the air? That’s Raishan’s toxic breath. Do not breathe for at least 20 minutes.
• ⚡ Lightning crackling above you, with no storm clouds? Brimscythe is near. Say goodbye to your electronics and internet connection. And your loved ones. And yourself.
• 💀 Did it suddenly go completely silent? That’s Umbrasyl. He’s behind you. Don’t turn around.
• ❄️ Are your surroundings rapidly freezing? Vorugal has arrived. If you’re lucky, you’ll be an ice sculpture before you realize it.

Part 1B IDENTIFYING THREATS (in Titan Territory)

If you see, hear, or feel any of the following, your survival window is 0.03 to 12.3 seconds:

• 🔥 Blinding pink glow, everything melting? That’s Godzilla. You’re about to be vaporized in nuclear fire.
• 🪓 Ground shaking, trees exploding? That’s Kong. He has a 207.4-foot battle axe. You are now an unfortunate physics experiment.
• ⚡ The sky goes dark, hurricane winds pick up? That’s Ghidorah. If you hear three roars, you’ll soon experience voltage on a biblical scale.
• 🦋 A soft glow, a fleeting sense of peace? That’s Mothra. You might live! But if she’s here, so are the others.

Part 2 WHAT TO DO IF YOU ENCOUNTER A DRAGON OR TITAN

1.      Do not attempt to communicate. The Chroma Conclave considers humans to be walking snacks at best, obstacles or slaves at worst. The Titans do not care about your existence; when they are at war, you are a tree to them at best.

2.      Do not attempt to defend yourself. Firearms are useless; Kordak and Godzilla just got more annoyed by missiles, so firing a gun will just attract attention. 

3.      If you run, run smartly:

• Do not run in a straight line, you are not a video game NPC.
• Do not scream. It will not help.
• Do not trip. Statistically, this increases your odds of death by 100%.
• Do not attempt to “blend in.” Mothra may spare you, but Ghidorah will not.

FINAL NOTE: ACCEPT YOUR FATE

Thank you for reading this manual, we hope it has proved useful. Either way you now have two choices.

If you are inside a Safe Zone, stay put. Your chance of survival is 5%.

If you are outside a Safe Zone, you have multiple options to explore. If you have power, we recommend watching your favourite movie with loved ones.

This has been The Official Survival Guide to the Titan-Dragon War. Thanks for reading. 

💀 GOOD LUCK. (YOU’LL NEED IT.)

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Chroma Conclave
Read more about Chroma Conclave at Wikipedia
Official Site: Critical Role Links: Wikipedia

Titans (MonsterVerse)
Read more about Titans (MonsterVerse) at Wikipedia
Official Site: Legendary Links: Wikipedia

[DSkillz]

On 2/15/2025 at 3:36 AM, Culwych1 said:

Mass Civilian Casualties: We have lost direct contact with multiple major cities. Chicago is currently classified as a temporary Safe Zone.

At least I'll live a little longer where I'm at this time.  Sucks to be most of the rest of y'all, though. ☠️

Another very good set-up, Culwych, and great debut for the Chroma Conclave! You keep coming up with creative formats for matches, and writing this Emergency Alert style is no different. 

As for the match, head-to-head, I'm thinking most of the Titans can pretty much tank anything the Chroma Conclave throws at them, not to mention that each Titan is at least several times bigger than any of the dragons. I'm not even sure strategy can help the dragons here. 

[Culwych1]

38 minutes ago, DSkillz said:

At least I'll live a little longer where I'm at this time.  Sucks to be most of the rest of y'all, though. ☠️

Another very good set-up, Culwych, and great debut for the Chroma Conclave! You keep coming up with creative formats for matches, and writing this Emergency Alert style is no different. 

As for the match, head-to-head, I'm thinking most of the Titans can pretty much tank anything the Chroma Conclave throws at them, not to mention that each Titan is at least several times bigger than any of the dragons. I'm not even sure strategy can help the dragons here. 

I thought after wiping it out in my last match that it was only polite to have it as a safe zone this time 😁

Thanks! I do like to try a different format as often as I can, and this one just lent itself to this style.

[leroypowell3]

I just have to say very creative. In inspiration. 

[Boratz]

You definitely seem to come up with the most unique and interesting ideas for matches! My goodness, this was a fun read 

[Pizza Guy]

5 out of 5 friend! Zombieland with Kaijus, I absolutely love it! 

Big fan of both Vox Machina and Godzilla, so by feats and scaling I think team MonsterVerse wins this. The Dragon Conclave maybe the top dogs of their universe, but the fact that they have been harmed and killed by mortals like Vox Machina put them on a lower tier level then the Titans since they have been shown in just about every movie to be completely impervious to anything humans could handle. In particular tanking nuclear weapons is far superior to anything the Dragons have tanked.

Of course if Ghidorah is one of the Titans, then there’s always the chance that he’ll turn on the others. Because it’s against his nature to work with Godzilla.