Match 21391 Totoro vs. Big the Cat

[broadwaybeyonder]

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION.  ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES.  SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* 

Philippa Forrester: Helloooo, fight fans!  It’s me, Philippa Forr…

Reinhardt: AND I, REINHARDT OF OVERWATCH! 

Mercy: …Ahem.  And I’m Mercy. 

Philippa Forrester: Welcome back to the Bunker for another TCC sanctioned battle!  And if Reinhardt seems even more excited than normal, it’s because he arranged this match and selected the combatants personally. 

Reinhardt: Ha ha!  Indeed, my friends!  And I am certain my chosen warriors will give you a fight worthy of the TCC!  Two heavyweights competing in a Sumo challenge!   

Mercy: And just where are these heavyweights, Reinhardt? 

Reinhardt: Relax, doctor!  They are in the building!  And let’s not leave our audience waiting!  Begin, Justin Roberts! 

Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a 2 out of 3 falls Sumo match!  A fall is achieved either by driving your opponent out of the ring or knocking your opponent off his feet.  First to achieve 2 falls is the winner!  And our first combatant, hailing from Japan… TOTOROOOOOO!!! 

Philippa Forrester: The legendary animal spirit has entered the Bunker!  He trundles over to the ring and looks around at the cheering crowd! 

Reinhardt: Look at the size of him!  Ha!  He is ready for battle! 

Mercy: Umm, Reinhardt? 

Justin Roberts: And his opponent, hailing from Mystic Ruins… BIG!  THE CAAAAAAAT!!! 

Philippa Forrester: Carrying his fishing pole with his faithful Froggy on his shoulder, Big the Cat looks a little confused as he walks to the ring across from Totoro. 

Mercy: This is your battle? 

Reinhardt: Why not?  These two look like they could almost be as strong as me! 

Mercy: But, Reinhardt… 

Reinhardt: Let the battle begin already!  Let’s give these good people some action! 

Referee: Combatants ready?  3!  2!  1!  Commence combat! 

Philippa Forrester: There’s the bell and our combatants… just stare at each other. 

Reinhardt: They aren’t just staring!  They’re uh… looking for a weakness!  Luring their opponent into a false sense of security! 

Big the Cat: Uhhh Hello!  My name’s Big!  And this is my polliwog pal Froggy!  What’s your name? 

Totoro: Rrrrrrrrrrrrr… 

Mercy: Really, Reinhardt, didn’t you do any research on these two?  Neither one of them are well known for being fighters. 

Reinhardt: Err, well, I uh of course knew about that!  I thought they’d overcome that when they fell the adrenaline rush of battle!  Buuuut if they aren’t going to… Torbjorn!  Throw the switch! 

Philippa Forrester: Hey!  Lights are flashing in the Bunker!  Look at Totoro and Big!  Electricity is arcing around the Sumo ring and the pair are reeling in pain! 

Mercy: Wait!  I recognize that energy!  It’s… no!  it can’t be!  That looks like Winston’s Primal Rage! 

Reinhardt: Oh?  Really?  Heh heh.  What a coincidence. 

Mercy: Reinhardt. 

Reinhardt: Hey!  They won’t get hurt!  They just needed a little push to start fighting! 

Philippa Forrester: Froggy leaps off of Big’s shoulder as both the cat and Totoro’s eyes glow and their fur turns red!  Under the influence of Primal Rage both of our combatants will have their strength increased and will fight until their opponent is defeated.  But which of these two normally friendly giants will come out on top?! 

 

OK:

Both Totoro and Big the Cat are 6’6”. 

They are only allowed to use their strength for the fight, no magic or special moves. 

First to achieve 2 falls wins. 

Game On! 

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Totoro
Read more about Totoro at Wikipedia
Official Site: Studio Ghibli Links: Wikipedia

Big the Cat
Read more about Big the Cat at Wikipedia
Official Site: Sega Links: Wikipedia Sonic Wiki Sonic Retro

[Macklemore]

I actually think Totoro has this. He has the mystical edge over Big the Cat.

[Mercenaryblade]

Going with Totoro